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πΎπ½ US OPEN: Lance Alcatraz v Tyrolean Doobs | XO Trump Attends #tennis
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Date: September 7th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: godawful stage the two top 30 guys who got 5 mins more sleep than the rest meet in the finals of the 3rd consec slam! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243026) |
Date: September 7th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Chartreuse Outnumbered Library Affirmative Action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243060) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Buff gaming laptop knife Go doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243062) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: godawful stage i prefer lance. at least he hasnt been caught doping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243144) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:57 PM Author: godawful stage alcatraz breaks in the 1st game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243176) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: godawful stage trump pics: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/tennis/article-15074765/Donald-Trump-US-Open-final-2025-Carlos-Alcaraz-Jannik-Sinner.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243180) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:05 PM Author: godawful stage MAF libs running w bs that trump raped a girl at the us open
Ashish Malhotra @amalhotra2 As the US Open Men's Final is delayed due to security around Trump's attendance, a reminder that the tournament has been the site of two of the many sexual assault allegations against him over the years
https://x.com/amalhotra2/status/1964755298918490234 |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: Buff gaming laptop knife libs are mentally ill trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243196) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: godawful stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243198) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: godawful stage trump got some crowd roar:
https://x.com/i/status/1964760234716733689 |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: godawful stage double break woah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243218) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Mint Depressive lol i just realized the guy youve been calling doobs is jannik sinner.
i'd been thinking there was a top tennis dood with a name something like that. but yeah hes a lanky ginger too |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: godawful stage new tennis guy first day? also see dooblev:
https://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=/i/headshots/tennis/players/full/2642.png&w=350&h=254
(andrei rublev) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:53 PM Author: .,.,...,.::;:,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,.,:,.,.:.:.,:.::, yeah i dont pay attention to it much. i loved watching tennis as a kid but when agassi went bald i tuned out.
never knew until a couple months ago that he was wearing a wig before that which is hilarious. just thinking about it now im lol'ing pretty hard |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., u should get into the tennis crew. we can compare tennis and golf slams, breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49244054) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: pungent buck-toothed gaping idk what is tyrolean; op is like vergil or homer w/ these sobriquets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243319) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: godawful stage https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrolean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243327) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: godawful stage doobs has stepped it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243267) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Marvelous sooty hall ratface Doobs was shot for our sins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243332) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:19 PM Author: godawful stage best of 3 match for the title! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243329) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:21 PM Author: Marvelous sooty hall ratface π π₯ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243334) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:31 PM Author: godawful stage ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243350) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:49 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy location Fulano the Brown Molester (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243378) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: godawful stage double break in the 3rd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243348) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: godawful stage trump left at 3-0 in the 3rd set:
https://x.com/i/status/1964789918871548042 |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., this was fake news rofl
https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1964798628125667349 |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: godawful stage lance alcatraz up a break in the 4th. striking distance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243427) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: charismatic orange lodge elastic band doobs out of gas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243444) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: godawful stage his physio who gave him peds who he rehired needs to give him some last minute cream (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243446) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: charismatic orange lodge elastic band What kind of PEDs was he on. He looks like a twink and Alcarez looks jacked. His muscles are popping in that pink flamingo shirt like he’s at rubios foam party, love it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243449) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: godawful stage clostebol
rofl foam party |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: godawful stage lance serves for the titke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243453) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., alcatraz does a golf swing w his racket for sergio. rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243462) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: preventive strike Cr lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243463) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:36 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., lance tied w becker and edberg w 6 slams. 2x at all except the AO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243466) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: preventive strike And staring down Jonny Mac and after that Agassi and Connors. Don’t know how old they all were at no. 7 or 8 but he has a lot of years left. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243497) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:46 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., tbf, the numbers he's starting down are 24-22-20, not the 7-8.
lance and doobs are very very likely to each get to double digits. the question is whether they can get into the big 3 |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., Carlos Alcaraz:
2nd youngest ever to win 6 Grand Slams after Borg
4th and youngest ever to win multiple Slams in all surfaces (only Wilander, Djokovic and Nadal did this)
He is 22yo.
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., lol @ this literal FAGGOT usta potus vahaley (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243493) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., JPM ceo has a horrible toupee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243496) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Dave Prole https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHAz107PAJQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243547) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: fulano #30 won? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243709) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:44 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., #30 didnt get to play but if he did it'd be 50/50 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243716) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT what a SPS match. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243718) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., lol @ everyone who thought that the wimby final was gonna be repeat of the epic roland garros final. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243722) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:48 PM Author: The Soo CR National Champions JUGGERNAUT I don't expect an epic 5 match marathon, just for Tyrolean Doobs not to get GAPED so badly every time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49243726) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 6:51 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., doobs has been gaped by alcatraz in 7 of the last 8:
https://www.tennisabstract.com/cgi-bin/player-classic.cgi?p=JannikSinner&f=ACareerqq&q=CarlosAlcaraz |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:59 PM Author: preventive strike It was fine. They go for winners unlike the big 3 so there are a lot more errors and faults. High energy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770679&forum_id=2...id#49244061) |
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Date: September 7th, 2025 10:07 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., lance won 55.7% of the points (112-89) which is very lopsided by tennis standards.
in contrast, doobs' dominant 4-set wimby finals win was 52.5% (125-113)
none of the 4 sets felt tight. the 4th was the only set where there wasnt an early break. in tennis, if a set has an early break, it kinda kills the suspense |