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Just sold my Bored Ape today for $37,000. I bought it for $425,000.

That’s almost a $400,000 hole in my chest, and honestl...
Amethyst crusty faggotry liquid oxygen
  09/17/25
Gonna be all of crypto Including BTC
180 sienna partner garrison
  09/17/25
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drunken passionate incel
  09/17/25
To be fair, CR just wait two weeks
know-it-all carmine office multi-billionaire
  09/17/25
Reddit link?
erotic famous landscape painting
  09/17/25
nobody on reddit has/d $400k.
Amethyst crusty faggotry liquid oxygen
  09/17/25


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Date: September 17th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Amethyst crusty faggotry liquid oxygen

That’s almost a $400,000 hole in my chest, and honestly, it feels deserved.

Here’s the story:

Three years ago, I told myself I wasn’t just “buying a jpeg.” I was buying culture. I was buying access. I was buying a ticket to the “future of the internet.”

Today, that “future” looks like me sitting in a Buffalo Wild Wings in Portage, IN, with three grown men in faded BAYC hoodies, watching a muted TV play highlights from a lacrosse game none of us cared about.

One guy kept showing me his “newest pickup”—a Polygon frog with laser eyes that he swears is “the next BAYC.” He bought 7,000 of them. They’re worth $19. Another guy explained in detail why his girlfriend doesn’t “get NFTs” but actually sleeps in a different apartment.

At some point, I suggested we all do the “Ape handshake.” Nobody knew what that meant, so we just sat there in silence, looking at each other, while the waitress asked if we wanted more ranch.

That was the moment I knew it was over.

I didn’t just lose money. I lost years. I lost hope. I lost the ability to look my accountant in the eye without him audibly sighing.

So yeah. The Ape is gone. No utility. No community. No handshake. Just a picture of a monkey that cost me a house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776435&forum_id=2...id#49277309)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: 180 sienna partner garrison

Gonna be all of crypto

Including BTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776435&forum_id=2...id#49277336)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: drunken passionate incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776435&forum_id=2...id#49277356)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: know-it-all carmine office multi-billionaire

To be fair,

CR just wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776435&forum_id=2...id#49277776)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: erotic famous landscape painting

Reddit link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776435&forum_id=2...id#49277770)



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Date: September 17th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Amethyst crusty faggotry liquid oxygen

nobody on reddit has/d $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5776435&forum_id=2...id#49278069)