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Zoomer chicks insisting you promise devoted monogamy before sex? new normal?
| federal bonkers kitty cat theatre | 10/02/25 |
| Filthy Red House | 10/02/25 |
| zippy generalized bond pistol | 10/02/25 |
| federal bonkers kitty cat theatre | 10/02/25 |
| zippy generalized bond pistol | 10/02/25 |
| Gold Cracking Masturbator | 10/02/25 |
| infuriating set athletic conference | 10/02/25 |
| stimulating pink yarmulke orchestra pit | 10/02/25 |
| Tripping abode associate | 10/02/25 |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:09 PM Author: federal bonkers kitty cat theatre Three different zoomer chicks where we are making out and considering sex at the end of a 2nd date and they want to know if I am going to be monogamous with them? They catch me off guard, I'm a bad liar, and I don't like them very much so I tell them no and then we don't have sex or hangout anymore.
I am probably too dorky and beta provider material for them to be down to just hookup with me and have sex. They are only interested in me filling some faggot "boyfriend" role |
Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:11 PM Author: Filthy Red House Lie then bareback (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782414&forum_id=2...id#49320376) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:11 PM Author: zippy generalized bond pistol Why wouldn't you just say yes
You're engaging in devoted monogamy with them for one night. Or for a few nights. Or a week or two. Who knows. Regardless it's not even a lie |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM Author: federal bonkers kitty cat theatre I can't do improv lying. Now that I have thought about it and talked it out with my xo bros--I will be able to do the needful next time, IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782414&forum_id=2...id#49320389) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:14 PM Author: zippy generalized bond pistol It's not a lie though. Never forget that. Just like it's not a lie when she says "I love you" after sex and looks into your eyes expecting you to say it back and you say it back. You do love her, in that moment. You're telling the truth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782414&forum_id=2...id#49320400) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM Author: Gold Cracking Masturbator thread smells like matzah balls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782414&forum_id=2...id#49320405) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:14 PM Author: infuriating set athletic conference just tell them yes and see how it goes. you're not signing a contract or anything. if they suck dump them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782414&forum_id=2...id#49320395) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM Author: stimulating pink yarmulke orchestra pit you should be having sex with zoomer chicks immediately and not taking them on "dates" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782414&forum_id=2...id#49320403) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 4:45 PM Author: Tripping abode associate "Do I have to take a polygraph?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5782414&forum_id=2...id#49320508) |