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wtf. judge just ordered that i wear a toupee in his courtroom.
| glassy hell giraffe | 01/07/26 |
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| glassy hell giraffe | 01/07/26 |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: glassy hell giraffe before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49569187) |
Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: Aquamarine Aphrodisiac Office Affirmative Action you should show up in a powdered wig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49569195) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: glassy hell giraffe i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49569207) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: glassy hell giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49571012) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: titillating fanboi codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49571016) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: diverse jet set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49571017) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: Insanely creepy famous landscape painting double fault Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49571020) |
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Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Jade Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49571036) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: glassy hell giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49662811) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:51 AM Author: glassy hell giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49909875) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 9:57 AM Author: mahogany narrow-minded whorehouse friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49909885) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:29 AM Author: chestnut partner psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49909926) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Flickering stimulating regret Tremendously disappointed this isn't an SP thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49909930) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:38 AM Author: Greedy Trailer Park all Bald lawyers should be forced to wear powdered white whigs like the old days. in addition to CLE requirements there should be a mandatory Hair check to maintain your bar license. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49909932) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Flickering stimulating regret Posters are already in despair about the modern world. I don't think we could handle the pain of this additional humiliation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49909978) |
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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Trip frozen multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2...id#49909979) |