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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
green gaming laptop
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
Spectacular Cheese-eating Kitchen
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Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
amber razzle-dazzle patrolman market
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
Navy histrionic parlor
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
Henna charismatic range newt
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
mind-boggling red karate
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Aggressive nursing home dog poop
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Crystalline vibrant stage
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Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Erotic psychic stage
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
Honey-headed fortuitous meteor azn
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
green gaming laptop
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Angry station son of senegal
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
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Aggressive nursing home dog poop
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
passionate piazza multi-billionaire
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
green gaming laptop
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
bateful old irish cottage field
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U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
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Aggressive nursing home dog poop
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bateful old irish cottage field
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(shallow hal)
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
Henna charismatic range newt
  01/13/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Nudist at-the-ready base lettuce
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
Henna charismatic range newt
  01/13/26
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Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
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Razzle Garnet Hall
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
sienna theater stage water buffalo
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
sienna theater stage water buffalo
  01/13/26
ghastly
Aggressive nursing home dog poop
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
sienna theater stage water buffalo
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Crystalline vibrant stage
  01/13/26
...
Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
bateful old irish cottage field
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
Honey-headed fortuitous meteor azn
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
passionate piazza multi-billionaire
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
mahogany bull headed space gunner
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
Honey-headed fortuitous meteor azn
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: green gaming laptop

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Cheese-eating Kitchen

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: amber razzle-dazzle patrolman market

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Navy histrionic parlor

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Henna charismatic range newt

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling red karate

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Aggressive nursing home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Crystalline vibrant stage

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Erotic psychic stage

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed fortuitous meteor azn

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: green gaming laptop

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Angry station son of senegal

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Aggressive nursing home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: passionate piazza multi-billionaire

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: green gaming laptop

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: bateful old irish cottage field

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Razzle Garnet Hall

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: green gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Aggressive nursing home dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: bateful old irish cottage field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Onyx trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Crystalline vibrant stage

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Henna charismatic range newt

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586635)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Nudist at-the-ready base lettuce

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Henna charismatic range newt

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle Garnet Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: sienna theater stage water buffalo

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: sienna theater stage water buffalo

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Aggressive nursing home dog poop

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: sienna theater stage water buffalo

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Crystalline vibrant stage

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Glittery Twinkling Clown Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: bateful old irish cottage field

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Honey-headed fortuitous meteor azn

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: passionate piazza multi-billionaire

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: mahogany bull headed space gunner

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Honey-headed fortuitous meteor azn

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49587079)