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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
Confused parlor
  01/16/26
:(
Embarrassed To The Bone Orchestra Pit Selfie
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
gay preventive strike temple
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
Mauve contagious field pocket flask
  01/16/26
100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
Confused parlor
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
180 mint sandwich stage
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
iridescent charismatic windowlicker
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
Tan adulterous brunch patrolman
  01/16/26
Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo ...
odious pearl mad-dog skullcap
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Confused parlor
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Self-centered navy goal in life garrison
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Diverse beta base dragon
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adventurous den
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
transparent nighttime range
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Bloody heroic
ungodly volcanic crater
  01/16/26
what did he price his product at?
judgmental incel
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
avocado anal mood
  01/16/26
5'10
Confused parlor
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
transparent nighttime range
  01/16/26
cq
avocado anal mood
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
Tan adulterous brunch patrolman
  01/16/26
I would say so.
Tan adulterous brunch patrolman
  01/16/26
yes.
Mischievous corner ladyboy
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
alcoholic multi-colored meetinghouse
  01/16/26
flame
pale french chef
  01/16/26
Not flame
Confused parlor
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
pale french chef
  01/16/26
there’s tons
avocado anal mood
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Confused parlor
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
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Confused parlor
  01/17/26
I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months no...
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Confused parlor

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Orchestra Pit Selfie

:(

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: gay preventive strike temple

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Mauve contagious field pocket flask

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Confused parlor

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: 180 mint sandwich stage

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: iridescent charismatic windowlicker

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Tan adulterous brunch patrolman

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: odious pearl mad-dog skullcap

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Confused parlor



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: apoplectic bearded locale



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Flickering trump supporter forum



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: irradiated legal warrant striped hyena



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: domesticated dashing church old irish cottage



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Self-centered navy goal in life garrison



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Diverse beta base dragon



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: adventurous den



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: transparent nighttime range

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: ungodly volcanic crater

Bloody heroic

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: judgmental incel

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: avocado anal mood

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Confused parlor

5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594829)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: transparent nighttime range

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: avocado anal mood

cq

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: Tan adulterous brunch patrolman

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Tan adulterous brunch patrolman

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Mischievous corner ladyboy

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: alcoholic multi-colored meetinghouse

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: pale french chef

flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Confused parlor

Not flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: pale french chef

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: avocado anal mood

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Confused parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Mischievous corner ladyboy

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Confused parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595877)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Misanthropic sable party of the first part half-breed

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2...id#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Diverse beta base dragon



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