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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
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That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
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The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
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100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
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Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
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what did he price his product at?
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how tall is he?
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5'10
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Why did you bury the lede.
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Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
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I would say so.
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Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Comical Casino

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: passionate base quadroon

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: cracking persian

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Splenetic electric institution

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Comical Casino

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: maroon jewess patrolman

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: jet-lagged khaki legal warrant toilet seat

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: bright indian lodge selfie

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: alcoholic forum alpha

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: magenta irradiated philosopher-king

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Provocative elastic band

Bloody heroic

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: crystalline sneaky criminal antidepressant drug

what did he price his product at?

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: cerebral newt

how tall is he?



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Comical Casino

5'10

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: magenta irradiated philosopher-king

Why did you bury the lede.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: cerebral newt

cq

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: bright indian lodge selfie

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: bright indian lodge selfie

I would say so.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: charismatic athletic conference school cafeteria

yes.

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: heady slate gay wizard step-uncle's house

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Effete Hospital

flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Comical Casino

Not flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Effete Hospital

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: cerebral newt

there’s tons

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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: charismatic athletic conference school cafeteria

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Useless House-broken Meetinghouse Community Account

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
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