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Why are Jews such terrible cooks?

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog b...
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(single source bread consumer)
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jews don't even know how yeast works
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the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to ...
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Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just S...
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  01/22/26
"desert jew food" = arab food
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Or turk, but yes
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jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years ev...
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thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend
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cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.
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What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from othe...
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difficult to gaslight people about taste of food
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Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee...
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not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezi...
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you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than...
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the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath t...
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this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machin...
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Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have ...
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They are scared of ovens.
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Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval Europ...
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Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in ge...
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do they even know how ovens work?
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I feel like this is setting something up...
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cooking is beauty and beauty is truth
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Talented twisted reading party community account

we all know so called jewish cuisine tastes worse than dog barf, but why are jews in general so bad at cooking? Are they so cheap they can't afford basics like salt and pepper?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609259)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: vengeful laser beams tattoo

(single source bread consumer)

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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Talented twisted reading party community account

jews don't even know how yeast works

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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Ebony stag film



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing

just 8 days a year

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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Marvelous jet clown range

the bagel was invented by jews who lacked teh spatial iq to make a pretzel ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609273)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Ebony stag film



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Trip bawdyhouse fat ankles



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Contagious State Organic Girlfriend

Desert jew food can be pretty good. Ashkenazi shit is just Slavic food, which tends to be pretty shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609278)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: vengeful laser beams tattoo

"desert jew food" = arab food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609281)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Contagious State Organic Girlfriend

Or turk, but yes

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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing

jews lived have continuously in arab lands for 3000 years even before we went to europe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609289)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: vengeful laser beams tattoo

thank you for the hummus recipe, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609304)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing

cr. as a jew, i wholly agree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609290)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Disgusting Center

What even is Jewish food? They just steal cuisines from other countries and call it Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609284)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: supple sable wrinkle

difficult to gaslight people about taste of food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609294)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: exciting marketing idea dopamine

Had a jewish dumbass roommate in college who kept his coffee beans in the freezer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609307)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing

not a coffeemo, but what's the problem here? i assume freezing beans keeps them fresh for longer.

edit: seems right https://www.foodandwine.com/freeze-coffee-beans-8675333

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609344)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Aggressive know-it-all twinkling uncleanness

you're supposed to do that if you keep them around more than a couple of weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609355)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: exciting marketing idea dopamine

*briefcase full of klezmer music falls open*

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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Area



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Angry Kitty Cat Address

the women are entitled and pretentious. cooking is beneath them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609368)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing

this is secular jewish women. ortho women are cooking machines.

and this is retarded because it doesnt go to the cuisine itself. even ortho women who cook ashkenazi food 24/7 are shit cooks bc the cuisine is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609369)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Abnormal bonkers library

Secular Jews can be good cooks. If you keep kosher you have a bunch of restrictions even beyond the obvious stuff like no bacon. All the meat and dairy comes through a weird supply chain operated by Jews who know that their customers will pay an inflated price for a mediocre product. You can in theory make a good kosher mozzarella or steak, but the market is tiny given that a lot of religious Jews are working on a tight food budget and there are only good kosher restaurants in a few places. Even fruit and veg has rules and so everything is processed and not very fresh. It’s an entire food subculture running as like a niche overpriced Sysco/Walmart where you’re forbidden to try anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609568)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: pearl nursing home

They are scared of ovens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609570)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Green abusive brethren

Real answer: Ashkenazi Jewish food is largely medieval European peasant food. It's pretty basic, hardy stuff that poor eastern Euros had to eat. It's not that different from other traditional eastern European food: potatoes, beef, chicken, buckwheat, carrots, and limited spices mashed together in a dozen different ways.

It just never seemed to evolve like other Euro cuisines did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49609576)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Lilac cracking stage genital piercing



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: sick mentally impaired affirmative action

Except E. Euros eat a ton of pork and they don't. And in general Jewish dietary laws make everything shittier. That is the real answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49610776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: Talented twisted reading party community account

do they even know how ovens work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49611185)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: sick mentally impaired affirmative action

I feel like this is setting something up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49613312)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Trip bawdyhouse fat ankles

cooking is beauty and beauty is truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49613319)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring locale factory reset button

you're missing the letter "r"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825086&forum_id=2...id#49613320)