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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the nex...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Ton...
Laughsome new version parlor
  02/25/26
can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?
obsidian marvelous pozpig fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
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Turquoise market
  02/25/26
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crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid
  02/24/26
Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot ...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
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crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid
  02/24/26
ljl What percent of your non-liquid calories those years ...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
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crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid
  02/24/26
Do you look back on that fondly?
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
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crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid
  02/24/26
Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on ...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatev...
Hyperventilating Lodge
  02/24/26
My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for g...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and ...
contagious piazza old irish cottage
  02/24/26
Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and...
Hyperventilating Lodge
  02/24/26
That's precisely what I'm telling you.
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/24/26
Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or ap...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get ...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/24/26
180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or ...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/24/26
I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive ...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes
obsidian marvelous pozpig fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory
Maize depressive voyeur
  02/25/26
i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.
soggy chapel
  02/24/26
$750k is a lot of dough
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
...
soggy chapel
  02/24/26
sign me up
contagious piazza old irish cottage
  02/24/26
180 What's your strategy?
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
eat pizza. get creative with it.
contagious piazza old irish cottage
  02/24/26
Put pizza in vagine
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/24/26
this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challengi...
contagious piazza old irish cottage
  02/25/26
Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even ref...
Aquamarine 180 Institution
  02/24/26
Where is he now?
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard
Aquamarine 180 Institution
  02/24/26
Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to i...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
this is easy: https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-ha...
offensive boyish hissy fit skinny woman
  02/24/26
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crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid
  02/24/26
When I first got diabetes tp
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/24/26
you seem jewish
contagious piazza old irish cottage
  02/24/26
This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with froz...
offensive boyish hissy fit skinny woman
  02/24/26
irl lol
Beady-eyed frozen newt
  02/25/26
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Aquamarine 180 Institution
  02/24/26
Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now...
hideous boistinker
  02/24/26
Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings an...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some o...
hideous boistinker
  02/24/26
You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
will you accept a check?
Low-t Messiness Striped Hyena
  02/24/26
LJL. Only local checks.
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
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Nighttime diverse native
  02/25/26
No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out
know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse
  02/24/26
Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way mor...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
Can i make my own pizza from scratch?
know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse
  02/24/26
Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you ...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
Ok, im in
know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse
  02/24/26
He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese
Hyperventilating Lodge
  02/24/26
I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in e...
vivacious violent pit
  02/24/26
What a fucking retarded question please kill urself
henna learning disabled trailer park
  02/24/26
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crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid
  02/24/26
No offense intended
henna learning disabled trailer park
  02/24/26
How so?
know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse
  02/25/26
No but thanks anyway
henna learning disabled trailer park
  02/24/26
Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week an...
bull headed philosopher-king
  02/24/26
You could do that right now
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make yo...
vibrant scarlet halford kitchen
  02/24/26
CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends...
vivacious violent pit
  02/25/26
Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegeta...
Clear lascivious rehab twinkling uncleanness
  02/24/26
Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out...
Comical infuriating site
  02/24/26
Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random i...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expre...
Maize depressive voyeur
  02/25/26
People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled e...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them the...
vivacious violent pit
  02/25/26
lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams...
Maize depressive voyeur
  02/25/26
Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan ...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of ...
vivacious violent pit
  02/25/26
what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg p...
Comical infuriating site
  02/25/26
Jfc
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
White pizza is fine Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce b...
vivacious violent pit
  02/25/26
what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizz...
Comical infuriating site
  02/25/26
You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what ...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo
Comical infuriating site
  02/25/26
(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing ...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
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obsidian marvelous pozpig fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alaba...
Laughsome new version parlor
  02/25/26
"I can't, my faggy pizzas!" Grow some fucking ...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/25/26
Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places ...
Laughsome new version parlor
  02/26/26
This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fuckin...
trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo
  02/26/26
Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent a...
Aquamarine 180 Institution
  02/25/26
I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180
Laughsome new version parlor
  02/25/26
So you're in, right?
vivacious violent pit
  02/25/26
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Nighttime diverse native
  02/25/26
I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough...
Blathering Karate Casino
  02/25/26
180
Nighttime diverse native
  02/25/26
stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are y...
Maize depressive voyeur
  02/26/26
Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, t...
Nighttime diverse native
  02/26/26
i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass...
Maize depressive voyeur
  02/26/26
ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelan...
Nighttime diverse native
  02/26/26
I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the ...
Blathering Karate Casino
  02/26/26
I really like it here.
Nighttime diverse native
  02/26/26
it is now part of the canon tp
Nighttime diverse native
  02/26/26
op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your...
cerebral lavender dysfunction clown
  02/26/26
Dare I say... tp?
Nighttime diverse native
  02/26/26
Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW
Nighttime diverse native
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.

Are you in?

Details:

You must procure your own pizza.

The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.

You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.

You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692044)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Laughsome new version parlor

Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that

And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist

You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694171)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: obsidian marvelous pozpig fortuitous meteor

can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694203)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Turquoise market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49695446)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692061)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692062)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

ljl

What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692067)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692188)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Do you look back on that fondly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692373)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692377)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692389)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lodge

>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever

Taco pizza is a thing

>You can't have dough with chocolate

Dessert pizza is a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692070)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.

Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692088)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: contagious piazza old irish cottage

there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692104)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.

People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692122)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lodge

I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.

Fuck you, I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692107)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

That's precisely what I'm telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692124)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692071)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.

You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692091)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692232)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692376)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692380)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692395)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: obsidian marvelous pozpig fortuitous meteor

if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694207)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Maize depressive voyeur

one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694220)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: soggy chapel

i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692083)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

$750k is a lot of dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692097)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: soggy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692110)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: contagious piazza old irish cottage

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692084)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

180

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692099)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: contagious piazza old irish cottage

eat pizza. get creative with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692103)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

Put pizza in vagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692234)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: contagious piazza old irish cottage

this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694942)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Aquamarine 180 Institution

Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692105)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Where is he now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692125)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Aquamarine 180 Institution

Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692172)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692379)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: offensive boyish hissy fit skinny woman

this is easy:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/

this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692189)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692201)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

When I first got diabetes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692235)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: contagious piazza old irish cottage

you seem jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692387)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: offensive boyish hissy fit skinny woman

blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692427)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed frozen newt

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694095)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine 180 Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692416)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: hideous boistinker

Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692386)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692398)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: hideous boistinker

I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692401)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692421)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Low-t Messiness Striped Hyena

will you accept a check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692390)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

LJL. Only local checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692399)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Nighttime diverse native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694929)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse

No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692417)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692420)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse

Can i make my own pizza from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692425)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692475)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse

Ok, im in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692500)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Lodge

He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692515)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692560)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: henna learning disabled trailer park

What a fucking retarded question please kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692612)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: crimson irate step-uncle's house hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692617)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: henna learning disabled trailer park

No offense intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692621)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: know-it-all indigo faggot firefighter bawdyhouse

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694254)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: henna learning disabled trailer park

No but thanks anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692615)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: bull headed philosopher-king

Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692658)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

You could do that right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693928)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: vibrant scarlet halford kitchen

You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692719)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit

CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693910)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Clear lascivious rehab twinkling uncleanness

Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692754)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: Comical infuriating site

Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49692762)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693932)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Maize depressive voyeur

cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693939)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693945)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit

CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693960)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Maize depressive voyeur

lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693972)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693976)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit

A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49693969)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Comical infuriating site

what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694075)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694092)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: vivacious violent pit

White pizza is fine

Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694167)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Comical infuriating site

what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694187)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694200)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Comical infuriating site

it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694202)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694205)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: obsidian marvelous pozpig fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694239)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Laughsome new version parlor

You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694905)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

"I can't, my faggy pizzas!"

Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694910)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Laughsome new version parlor

Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: trip shimmering electric furnace tattoo

This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696353)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Aquamarine 180 Institution

Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694224)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Laughsome new version parlor

I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694241)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: vivacious violent pit

So you're in, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49694270)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: Nighttime diverse native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49695412)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Blathering Karate Casino

I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49695077)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: Nighttime diverse native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49695512)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Maize depressive voyeur

stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696300)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Nighttime diverse native

Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696307)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Maize depressive voyeur

i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Nighttime diverse native

ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit

For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696329)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Blathering Karate Casino

I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49697113)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Nighttime diverse native

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49697473)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Nighttime diverse native

it is now part of the canon tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49697477)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: cerebral lavender dysfunction clown

op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696337)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Nighttime diverse native

Dare I say...

tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696380)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Nighttime diverse native

Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2...id#49696382)