Have you ever been shit-faced and went to take a piss on the side of the road and sharted then forgot about it and then your memory wasn't triggered until the next day when you woke up and smelled it?
Last week I sharted within 10 minutes of arriving at work. I went into the bathroom and cleaned it up with TP as best I could and wallowed in filth for the next 10 hours. I'm pretty sure other people could smell it.
While I was in the bathroom, I rubbed one out for good measure.