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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown
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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: Spruce Diverse Depressive the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant
he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with
not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI |
Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Bespoke azure preventive strike Sounds like a federal crime imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883458) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Lay People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883619) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Navy hairraiser theater stage sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883641) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: Rusted stain coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883976) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: Racy Confused Stag Film Boltzmann SPACEPORN CAN FLY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883459) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: heady demanding parlour And become invisible at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883937) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: Racy Confused Stag Film Boltzmann INVISIBLE SPACEPORN IS TAPPING AT MY UPSTARIRS BEDROOM WINDOW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49885138) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM Author: cerebral institution rigor SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883468) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM Author: misunderstood magical corner antidepressant drug just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883477) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: arousing idiotic police squad wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883479) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Navy hairraiser theater stage sneaky criminal Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883644) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: arousing idiotic police squad it's the Korean version of a "learing center" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883673) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Lay People Who Are Hurt He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883645) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: misunderstood magical corner antidepressant drug how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883739) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: filthy business firm pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883777) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Lay People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883908) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM Author: Up-to-no-good salmon resort french chef I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883742) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Lay People Who Are Hurt great time for lawtism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883917) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM Author: Flushed round eye Big if true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883902) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: Hideous comical set i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883914) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM Author: Flushed round eye That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883918) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Lay People Who Are Hurt eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883920) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: Up-to-no-good salmon resort french chef traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883924) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM Author: Flushed round eye I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883925) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Lay People Who Are Hurt I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883950) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Flushed round eye Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883954) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:18 PM Author: Dun Hyperventilating Stock Car can you assfuckers just stop doing this shit? Like what the fuck is the point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884010) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: Spruce Diverse Depressive cq
i am almost ready to rescind my mocking, defaming, and threatening of spaceporn in the op, given this revelation that there are apparently *multiple* deranged individuals who are scraping and archiving this board
who knows how many other people are doing the same thing but who just aren't admitting to it. maybe spaceporn is included, maybe not. but obviously these people need to stop. fuck you guys, jfc |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:24 PM Author: Flushed round eye Scraping != archiving. I scraped to search but didn't save anything. See below. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884024) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:22 PM Author: Flushed round eye Fwiw I didn't archive the poasts or use them to collect data on anyone except when I made a heatmap of a week of arkan's poasts because I was genuinely curious if he ever slept. The other times were to search recent poasts for mentions of certain things related only to me, not other poasters. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884018) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: orchid cumskin The point is BECAUSE I CAN AND I WANT TO, SO FUCK YOU
You know, the spirit of the day for modern humanity |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: Narrow-minded Floppy Lay People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884395) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Dun Hyperventilating Stock Car many dick in asshole gay men are saying this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49885077) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 8:44 AM Author: Hideous comical set i'd also note that the timeout problem disappears when the login bug happens - which also suggests search bombing, or some other exploit that requires a poaster to be logged in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884909) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Startled rehab Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh
And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.
Does that help, Navdeep? |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM Author: arousing idiotic police squad is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49883945) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Spruce Diverse Depressive hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?
how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage? |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:10 PM Author: heady demanding parlour Much like the magic jews I have my own inscrutable ways. In fact, we operate in tandem from a colony on Jupiter’s South Pole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884272) |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Blathering charismatic pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49884312) |
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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: Razzle National hes such a badass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2...id#49885132) |