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Today was one hell of a strange Monday

I had one of the weirdest meetings of my professional career...
Flushed abnormal lay
  06/01/26
describe the weird meeting
big-titted partner
  06/01/26
Meeting was supposed to be about workflow and getting reassi...
Flushed abnormal lay
  06/01/26
time to go solo
deep locale
  06/01/26
Yeah, I need to finish treating with the psychotherapist fir...
Flushed abnormal lay
  06/01/26
hope u feel better soon
deep locale
  06/01/26
You should be put in a straight jacket.
chartreuse telephone
  06/01/26
why do you have a lawyer?
deep locale
  06/01/26
ead
racy impertinent weed whacker space
  06/01/26
what's going on brother
Sticky menage wrinkle
  06/01/26
Divorce, I assume.
chartreuse telephone
  06/01/26
he should go houston hoggin'
chrome police squad multi-billionaire
  06/01/26
I think he needs legit psych eval. Spiraling cannot continue...
chartreuse telephone
  06/01/26
My psychotherapist wants me to go to a psychiatrist. She sai...
Flushed abnormal lay
  06/01/26
Yeah dude you're really spiraling. If you have any guns in t...
chartreuse telephone
  06/01/26
he's probably totally fine, isn't this his shtick? did he ha...
deep locale
  06/01/26
He's been on a downward spiral for years but YTD seems extra...
chartreuse telephone
  06/01/26
he's doing great
deep locale
  06/01/26
Why do you say that? At this point my days are pretty predic...
Flushed abnormal lay
  06/01/26
you need to throw an entire octopus on the grill
deep locale
  06/01/26
If I did an octopus out on the Weber Kettle this weekend wou...
Flushed abnormal lay
  06/01/26
I'm out of pocket for most of June but may be in H town arou...
deep locale
  06/01/26
Please kill yourself but leave your wife and kids alone you ...
chartreuse telephone
  06/01/26
Has she explained your Mother Complex to you yet
big-titted partner
  06/01/26
I'm not sure that that's a problem for me, brother. I think ...
Flushed abnormal lay
  06/01/26


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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal lay

I had one of the weirdest meetings of my professional career, but it did not result in my termination.

Also, my lawyer didn't call and fire me either, even though I thought he would. Maybe I staved that one off too.

Still, my life is not chill, bros. I'm very stressed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910720)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: big-titted partner

describe the weird meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910724)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal lay

Meeting was supposed to be about workflow and getting reassigned to some subordinate role where I have less independence and visibility. This was the stated goal.

But we get into the meeting and it immediately becomes clear that nobody is organized or has thought this through and there’s no way to actually implement the subordinate role.

I didn’t say much. I just looked at all the lawyers’ time during the meeting. I had the most hours of anyone on the call but I was somehow the target? Also, I haven’t lost a case since I came to this firm. I’m dunking on the competition.

Also, they said that someone complained that I was a racist, but then they took that back and said, “no, someone implied you had implicit discriminatory bias” or something like that.

Anyway, it’s been a whirlwind of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910768)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: deep locale

time to go solo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910771)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal lay

Yeah, I need to finish treating with the psychotherapist first. I’m a little messed up and need to get better before I start a solo venture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910778)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: deep locale

hope u feel better soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910780)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: chartreuse telephone

You should be put in a straight jacket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910781)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: deep locale

why do you have a lawyer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910740)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: racy impertinent weed whacker space

ead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910751)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: Sticky menage wrinkle

what's going on brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910754)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: chartreuse telephone

Divorce, I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910759)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:47 PM
Author: chrome police squad multi-billionaire

he should go houston hoggin'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910770)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: chartreuse telephone

I think he needs legit psych eval. Spiraling cannot continue. He's lost touch with reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910776)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal lay

My psychotherapist wants me to go to a psychiatrist. She said I will refer you today if you will go. She also wants me to take FMLA leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910782)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: chartreuse telephone

Yeah dude you're really spiraling. If you have any guns in the house you should have a family member pick em up. Seriously you seem like you're about to snap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910783)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: deep locale

he's probably totally fine, isn't this his shtick? did he have some other concerning threads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910787)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: chartreuse telephone

He's been on a downward spiral for years but YTD seems extra bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910789)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: deep locale

he's doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910790)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal lay

Why do you say that? At this point my days are pretty predictable. It’s a lot of sleeplessness, physical tension in my back and shoulders, high heart rate, sometimes over 120, never below 100, and the feeling that everything is numb and happening to someone else. Like I’m somehow removed from the equation. I can’t even listen to music anymore. It’s like I don’t hear it. I hear it but it produces no effect. I’m tense without feeling tense mentally. The world’s turned all the way down low.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910792)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 10:59 PM
Author: deep locale

you need to throw an entire octopus on the grill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910793)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:01 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal lay

If I did an octopus out on the Weber Kettle this weekend would you come over? I’d let you keep the beak. Also, you could meet my wife and 4 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910796)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: deep locale

I'm out of pocket for most of June but may be in H town around July 4th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910797)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: chartreuse telephone

Please kill yourself but leave your wife and kids alone you fucking psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910802)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: big-titted partner

Has she explained your Mother Complex to you yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910798)



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Date: June 1st, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Flushed abnormal lay

I'm not sure that that's a problem for me, brother. I think I have some other issues and maybe some negative core beliefs and some childhood trauma issues, and maybe even some chronic depression, but I don't really hate women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870524&forum_id=2...id#49910801)