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Went to a wedding yesterday where the bride had her own Best Man

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "...
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mods plz for pete’s sake
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I said you could come as long as you don’t out me
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stirring pit
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Was he taller than the groom?
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Easily a foot taller lol
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ocher fanboi
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How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?
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Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.
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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: opaque bonkers resort boltzmann

Before the speeches the bride got on the mic and said "I know this might not be conventional, but I had to have my best man here too, well I guess he's 2nd best now" (all her friends shared a knowing laugh). The guy was taller and hotter than the groom, former NFL tight end (practice squad I think, played at UCLA). He got up and told about how he met the bride on one of the swipe apps (he couldn't remember) and she became his best friend; he said she'd answer the phone no matter what time of day he called. Another line I caught was he said "and I know you'll have lots of kids because she is definitely capable." He ended the speech with "I'm honored to be a part of your past, and an option in the future."

I think a lot of it was subtle digs like this. The bride was looking at him like she was in love the entire speech. It almost feels like she was bragging about knowing this guy.

After his speech he gave the groom a playful "noogie" on the head. Anyone seen this?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: ocher fanboi



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:22 PM
Author: irate odious parlor



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: garnet cracking community account hospital

mods plz for pete’s sake

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: opaque bonkers resort boltzmann

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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: garnet cracking community account hospital

I said you could come as long as you don’t out me

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: opaque bonkers resort boltzmann



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Date: June 8th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Impertinent Church



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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Idiotic unholy puppy



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Date: June 7th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Zippy thriller twinkling uncleanness point



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: stirring pit



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: stirring pit

Was he taller than the groom?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: opaque bonkers resort boltzmann

Easily a foot taller lol

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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: ocher fanboi



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Date: June 7th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Cerise brunch

How tall was the husband and what does he do for work?

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Date: June 7th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: opaque bonkers resort boltzmann

Honestly not sure. He was barely mentioned.

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Date: June 8th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Vermilion Mentally Impaired Trailer Park Double Fault



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