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The Circle of Height (lyrics not flame) at chicks wedding
| 88022 | 05/16/25 |
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Date: May 16th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: 88022
**The Circle of Tall** *(Parody of "Circle of Life")*
[Opening Chant – Sassy, like a sorority cheer] Nants ingonyama, sisters, y’all! Sithi uhhmm tall-alujah! Nants ingonyama, grab that bawl! Sithi uhhmm tall-alujah!
[Verse 1] From the day we pledge our sisterhood, We’re chasing boys who touch the sky. Tall guys strut, they’re, like, so totally good, While short dudes just make us cry.
Five-foot flops can’t make the cut, They’re, like, ew, keep that door shut. But the tall ones? Oh, they’re ours to strut, Passed around ‘neath the disco’s glut.
[Chorus] It’s the Circle of Tall! And it keeps us all high! Through the frat house glow, Where the sisters never sigh. In the Circle, The Circle of Tall!
[Verse 2] Short guys beg, but they’re out of luck, Can’t reach the vibe, they’re stuck in muck. Tall men glide, they’re our six-foot chuck, Shared with sisters who don’t give a… what?
Every party, we trade their charms, Long-leg hotties in our arms. While the shrimps just trip alarms, We’re the queens of these towering swarms.
[Chorus] It’s the Circle of Tall! And it keeps us all high! Through the frat house glow, Where the sisters never sigh. In the Circle, The Circle of Tall!
[Bridge – Spoken, with a Valley Girl twang] Like, okay, sisters, there’s a *vibe* to this game. Tall guys are, like, our legacy, our brand. We pass ‘em, we share ‘em, we slay with ‘em. Those shorties? Totes irrelevant. They’ll never get it. The tea? Only the lofty get our letters.
[Chorus – Louder, extra glam] It’s the Circle of Tall! And it keeps us all high! Through the frat house glow, Where the sisters never sigh. In the Circle, The Circle of Tall!
[Outro – Fading, with a hair-flip energy] Till we snag the next big catch, In the glow where we all match. It’s the Circle, The Circle of Tall!
[Final Chant – Cheeky and triumphant] Nants ingonyama, sisters, y’all! Sithi uhhmm tall-alujah! Tall-alujah! Tall-alujah!
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