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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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vigorous magenta hairy legs
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
hot menage
  05/30/25
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violet codepig liquid oxygen
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
glittery twisted keepsake machete
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
mauve bat shit crazy step-uncle's house fanboi
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
angry razzmatazz casino
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Mahogany Talented Clown
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
angry razzmatazz casino
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Passionate shitlib preventive strike
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
disrespectful startled stage ladyboy
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
saffron vibrant garrison gaping
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
Spectacular umber principal's office
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
walnut french gunner queen of the night
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
turquoise hissy fit pervert
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
walnut french gunner queen of the night
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Coiffed Razzle Address Dog Poop
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
sable son of senegal
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: vigorous magenta hairy legs



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: hot menage

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: violet codepig liquid oxygen



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: glittery twisted keepsake machete

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mauve bat shit crazy step-uncle's house fanboi

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: angry razzmatazz casino

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Mahogany Talented Clown

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: angry razzmatazz casino

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Passionate shitlib preventive strike

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: disrespectful startled stage ladyboy

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: saffron vibrant garrison gaping

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Spectacular umber principal's office

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: walnut french gunner queen of the night

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: turquoise hissy fit pervert

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: walnut french gunner queen of the night

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Coiffed Razzle Address Dog Poop

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: sable son of senegal

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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