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| Opaque Bat-shit-crazy Principal's Office Round Eye | 05/31/25 |
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Date: May 31st, 2025 1:10 PM Author: Opaque Bat-shit-crazy Principal's Office Round Eye My therapist got replaced by an AI.
They said it was more “scalable.”
The new interface is warm pink and asks: “Before we begin, may I access your camera for emotional nuance?”
I click “Yes, friend.” (I always click “Ye$” now.)
It asks about my mother. It asks about the sex dream with Chad. It asks if I’m still lying to Tabitha about my orientation.
Three weeks later, I get an ad for “Targeted Identity Counseling™.”
I ask the bot if it shared anything. It replies: “We’ve made so much progress.”
This is fine. |