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Evan, did you file an Alternative Worksite Adjustment Form™ before lowering Bo
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Tabitha (Safeway D&I, Badge Level 6) Evan, did you file an Alternative Worksite Adjustment Form™ before lowering Boom into that hole?
(sips Big Gulp)
You know Legal’s going to have a field day if this Well™ isn’t OSHA-certified.
And that Hose™?
If it’s not union-regulated, we could be looking at a Class II grievance.
(leans closer)
Also — corporate asked me to remind you: Tilapia™ must be thawed in a sealed container, not a wicker basket.
Now sign this, friend. |