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Chad got Employee of the Month at my grocery. I nominated him (Evan39)
| Histrionic charcoal sanctuary | 02/26/26 |
| Histrionic charcoal sanctuary | 02/26/26 |
| Painfully honest half-breed pervert | 02/26/26 |
| magenta alcoholic mad cow disease | 02/26/26 |
| Painfully honest half-breed pervert | 02/26/26 |
| Histrionic charcoal sanctuary | 02/26/26 |
| Painfully honest half-breed pervert | 02/26/26 |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary In hindsight, I don't know why I did it.
He has been here a grand total of four months. He is late twice a week. He calls me "Mr. Boss Man," and I am certain he does not know my actual name.
But he has a certain je ne sais quoi. A jawline that could cut glass and a full head of hair — thick, almost aggressively thick — and every customer in produce asks for him by name.
Tabitha printed the certificate on *my* grocery's color printer, which she has *never* once done for *anyone* else. She even laminated it. She has never laminated anything in the decade-something I have had to withstand her ghastly presence.
She hung it next to my notes on the refrigerator.
I stood in the break room and looked at the three things on the wall: Chad's laminated certificate, my "How dare they" note, and my "This is fine.™" note. I could not determine which one was the most honest.
I nominated him because no one has ever looked at me the way the customers look at him.
How dare they. |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:08 PM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49698406) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: Painfully honest half-breed pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49698424) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: magenta alcoholic mad cow disease he owes you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49698436) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: Painfully honest half-breed pervert I regret that I didn't flirt aggressively when he started texting me after midnight. That was years ago and I haven't heard from him since. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49698607) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 11:39 PM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49698752) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 11:40 PM Author: Painfully honest half-breed pervert My last text to him from 2023 just says "delivered" very sad! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49698755) |
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Date: February 27th, 2026 12:07 AM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49698788) |
Date: March 16th, 2026 5:04 AM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49747298) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49749210) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:30 PM Author: Rusted base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49749244) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 3:52 AM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49750263) |
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Date: March 17th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Histrionic charcoal sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838722&forum_id=2...id.#49751114) |