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The "Iran is winning crowd" is like arguing that Rambo is losing

because "Rambo is wasting so much money on bullets"...
Obsidian parlour
  03/11/26
Seems like a lot of libs openly rooting for Iran right now
carnelian histrionic boltzmann
  03/11/26
Posters too
Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend
  03/11/26
Don’t talk shit about Luis
Buck-toothed aggressive pit
  03/12/26
supposedly "based trumpmos" too. total brownoid lo...
duck-like preventive strike really tough guy
  03/11/26
lots of goatfucking brownoids on this board like Paralegal M...
misunderstood selfie
  03/12/26
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Scarlet Nighttime Cuck
  03/11/26
seriously, actually burst out laughing out loud at the ridic...
carmine theatre background story
  03/11/26
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Snowy Excitant Gaping
  03/11/26
Also, Iran is winning because gas prices have gone up 50 cen...
Obsidian parlour
  03/11/26
senator moische faggot, name an industry that doesn't rely o...
Snowy Excitant Gaping
  03/11/26
thought u fuckers were high iq jesus fucking christ
Snowy Excitant Gaping
  03/11/26
...
Boyish Pisswyrm
  03/11/26
anotha kike!
Snowy Excitant Gaping
  03/12/26
They're getting shrekt tactically but will probably win stra...
iridescent shitlib
  03/11/26
1800000000000000000000000000000000
carmine theatre background story
  03/11/26
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Scarlet Nighttime Cuck
  03/11/26
he's been pre-TACOing for like a week already if oil stea...
iridescent shitlib
  03/11/26
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Scarlet Nighttime Cuck
  03/11/26
There is no way they can fend off the US militarily not even...
Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend
  03/11/26
lol
carmine theatre background story
  03/11/26
They can't. Explain how they're going to win they're going t...
Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend
  03/11/26
do you like to think of yourself as "Rambo" while ...
carmine theatre background story
  03/11/26
Not Jewish and not rooting for Iran
Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend
  03/11/26
irl lol
Snowy Excitant Gaping
  03/11/26
...
carmine theatre background story
  03/11/26
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Snowy Excitant Gaping
  03/11/26
Just like Iraq and the Taliban weren’t able to fend of...
turquoise principal's office pocket flask
  03/12/26
...
Ocher brethren
  03/12/26
The dumbest part of this is the idea that so many people (in...
Razzle-dazzle Hideous Lodge Hissy Fit
  03/12/26
trump's stated victory conditions on february 28th were regi...
angry stag film
  03/11/26
Unconditional surrender!
Wine aromatic point
  03/12/26


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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour

because "Rambo is wasting so much money on bullets" (even though he killed 200 people with his gun without getting a scratch on him.

Their argument seems to be that when the US drops a missile on an Iranian target, that's bad for America because now it has to manufacture a new bomb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49735968)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: carnelian histrionic boltzmann

Seems like a lot of libs openly rooting for Iran right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49735998)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend

Posters too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736035)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:57 AM
Author: Buck-toothed aggressive pit

Don’t talk shit about Luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736528)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: duck-like preventive strike really tough guy

supposedly "based trumpmos" too. total brownoid losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736038)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: misunderstood selfie

lots of goatfucking brownoids on this board like Paralegal Muhammad and TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736852)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Scarlet Nighttime Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736042)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: carmine theatre background story

seriously, actually burst out laughing out loud at the ridiculousness of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736048)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Snowy Excitant Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736055)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Obsidian parlour

Also, Iran is winning because gas prices have gone up 50 cents, meaning Americans (who regularly pay $28 to get a burrito delivered) will have to pay an extra $10 every two weeks when they fill up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736054)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Snowy Excitant Gaping

senator moische faggot, name an industry that doesn't rely on oil as an input

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736058)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:41 PM
Author: Snowy Excitant Gaping

thought u fuckers were high iq jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736059)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Boyish Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736302)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Snowy Excitant Gaping

anotha kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736830)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: iridescent shitlib

They're getting shrekt tactically but will probably win strategically, which means all of humanity except for Jews (redundant) wins strategically

Not clear we can do anything to fix the Strait situation

Not looking likely that Iranian dildo libs will rise up against the mullahs

Extremely unlikely that Trump is willing to put boots on the ground or even carry on the air compaign for too long

Most likely end result is that this drags on based on Iran's (not our) timetable, government stays in power, we realize we probably shouldn't do this again when we do go home, and you end up with a more emboldened Iran under a younger, more radical cleric now deified as a national hero, that can operate with a freer hand knowing it can fend off the Jews and America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736071)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: carmine theatre background story

1800000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736073)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Scarlet Nighttime Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736076)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: iridescent shitlib

he's been pre-TACOing for like a week already

if oil steadies above $100 or $120 in a few weeks and the jewish numbers falter he's bringing everyone home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736081)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Scarlet Nighttime Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736091)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend

There is no way they can fend off the US militarily not even close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736088)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: carmine theatre background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736090)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend

They can't. Explain how they're going to win they're going to get obliterated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736092)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: carmine theatre background story

do you like to think of yourself as "Rambo" while your jewish wife is nagging you and you're just sitting there sheepishly taking it like a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736096)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property organic girlfriend

Not Jewish and not rooting for Iran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736103)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Snowy Excitant Gaping

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736106)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: carmine theatre background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736312)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Snowy Excitant Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736105)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: turquoise principal's office pocket flask

Just like Iraq and the Taliban weren’t able to fend off the US. Gonna be a threepeat baby!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736887)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 3:03 AM
Author: Ocher brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736517)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Hideous Lodge Hissy Fit

The dumbest part of this is the idea that so many people (including a lot of Jews who wanted the war) are convinced that no uprising is ever going to happen. It’s definitely going to happen, and there are already clear signs of some elements preparing and coordinating who haven’t previously, and there are already reports of violent attacks on security forces both in Tehran and in the provinces. https://understandingwar.org/research/middle-east/iran-update-evening-special-report-march-11-2026/ Of particular importance is the declared support for regime change and for Pahlavi as the transitional leader by tribes in the province that has half of Iran’s oil fields. https://x.com/RepKeithSelf/status/2031478569214357704?s=20

But this notion that the regime opponents were expected to already be in the streets is idiotic. They aren’t going to repeat January and fight bullets with skin and it was literally raining oil like 72 hours ago. The precision and real time targeting of strikes on checkpoints and basij gathering spots yesterday reflects on the ground info being relayed (admittedly could just be Mossad) but it would be idiotic to assume the streets will rise up and not have thought about how they will be armed and supported logistically. Trump and Hegseth dumb enough to make an error like that, but Rubio and the joint chiefs aren’t and this has been on Israel’s plate since last summer (see also the 2 dozen + IRGC commander assassinations).

Not to mention how many truly stupid “analyses” by “experts” are flooding the media in the west, especially this week as the regime has coordinated its efforts to “launch” Mojtaba as supreme leader. https://x.com/reubenr80027912/status/2032081992100057560?s=46&t=bnOsJ_wwsvJ4uXMCgVjfFw

If Trump TACOs and we leave that just means there’s a longer, bloodier insurgency that destabilizes oil markets and raises prices for a longer period of time. Ie it’s very likely we get drawn back in, likely within a year. We are pot committed and these are likely the best set of cards we will be able to play in this war. If there’s not significant armed resistance happening v the regime by the summer you can officially declare that the Iranian people are also chickening out and there’s no hope for regime change, but it’s so very stupid to declare that to be the case today, and anyone saying it is just a retard telling on themselves, who was likely saying “it will be just like Venezuela” two weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736966)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: angry stag film

trump's stated victory conditions on february 28th were regime change and iran's partial de-militarization (an end to the drone/nuclear/longer-range missile programs). none of those goals seem met. none seem particularly close to BEING met. which means iran, by definition, is thwarting trump's victory conditions so far. that's some kind of victory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736116)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:03 AM
Author: Wine aromatic point

Unconditional surrender!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844543&forum_id=2...id.#49736532)