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I embarrassed myself twice today by accidentally farting in front of others
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:14 AM Author: Penis Six Nine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869429) |
Date: May 6th, 2026 10:15 AM Author: Ass Sunstein It can be very embarrassing when it happens accidentally. That's why I always do it on purpose. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869437) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:18 AM Author: Penis Six Nine I wish I could say that's what I did, but I was just standing around and out slipped a FERT. Maybe I need to shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869446) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:19 AM Author: Big Clique Energy It’s barely 10 AM. Don’t you shit in the morning? Gotta blow all that out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869448) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: Penis Six Nine Drank my coffee late. Shitting rn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869453) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Ok, I'll be the one to ask: can you give more context of said farts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869456) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:23 AM Author: Penis Six Nine I was standing in a group of 3 and just shot out a squeaker. I was walking down the hall and blew a substantial fart midstep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869462) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:27 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface How did the group react?
The second sounds pretty alpha. You should be proud of that one |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: Penis Six Nine They ignored it but even a deaf MFer would have heard this thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869480) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Richard Ames You need to audibly sigh and express great relief when this happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869476) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I don't know. People really like gregariousness. I think he should have put one of the male onlookers into a playful headlock, given a few noogies, and threatened to hotbox the shit out of his office later
The guys would have laughed and high-fived, and the women would have dropped their panties |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: Penis Six Nine You could sail a medium sized boat with these women's panties. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869529) |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface You made the right call. Never should have doubted you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5864255&forum_id=2...id.#49869542) |