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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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green zombie-like weed whacker
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holy fuck
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bat shit crazy internal respiration boistinker
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switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Outnumbered contagious hell toaster
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Happy Monday!
green zombie-like weed whacker
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snowy comical antidepressant drug ape
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jfc
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greened.com, actually
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sable home
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Jfc
Beta mood
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*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
odious volcanic crater
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Bump for Cole Haan
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COLE HAAN
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stirring church building
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
vivacious therapy
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Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
green zombie-like weed whacker
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snowy comical antidepressant drug ape
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metal parlour
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Patty Klotz
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honey-headed narrow-minded trump supporter senate
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mauve institution
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underhanded cracking messiness
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Doug is not a meme.
anal fragrant jap
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
chartreuse crawly electric furnace plaza
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
chartreuse crawly electric furnace plaza
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http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Ruddy hilarious filthpig puppy
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
Talented cordovan selfie
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Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
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green zombie-like weed whacker
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Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
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infuriating tattoo stage
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jfc this thread is toxic
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*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Avocado Station
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FUCK YOU
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honey-headed narrow-minded trump supporter senate
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
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Very Tactful Glittery Stage Regret
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Ruddy hilarious filthpig puppy
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
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Talented cordovan selfie
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Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: drab low-t factory reset button location

holy fuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: bat shit crazy internal respiration boistinker



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Outnumbered contagious hell toaster

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker

Happy Monday!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: drab low-t factory reset button location



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: snowy comical antidepressant drug ape



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: gaped purple meetinghouse

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Dashing lavender space



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Khaki university blood rage



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: House-broken wrinkle milk

greened.com, actually

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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Black indian lodge place of business



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: sable home



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: cerebral whorehouse multi-billionaire



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Beta mood

Jfc

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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

Bump for Cole Haan

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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: odious volcanic crater

COLE HAAN

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Shivering bawdyhouse



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: gaped purple meetinghouse



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: vivacious therapy

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: drab low-t factory reset button location



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: snowy comical antidepressant drug ape



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Rough-skinned set mediation



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Ivory useless brakes fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: metal parlour



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: smoky pozpig pit



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: chartreuse crawly electric furnace plaza



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Maize racy box office keepsake machete

Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded trump supporter senate



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: mauve institution



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: underhanded cracking messiness



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: anal fragrant jap

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: chartreuse crawly electric furnace plaza

these motherfuckers have no respect.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: chartreuse crawly electric furnace plaza

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Ruddy hilarious filthpig puppy

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Talented cordovan selfie

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Silver Masturbator Resort

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Silver Masturbator Resort

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: passionate piazza quadroon

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: Vigorous casino



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: vibrant partner



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: Vigorous casino



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: infuriating tattoo stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Emerald crackhouse fat ankles

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Avocado Station

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: passionate piazza quadroon

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: effete swashbuckling theatre

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: vibrant partner



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: chartreuse crawly electric furnace plaza



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded trump supporter senate



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Very Tactful Glittery Stage Regret



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: violent principal's office liquid oxygen



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Ruddy hilarious filthpig puppy



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Shivering bawdyhouse

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Talented cordovan selfie



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: obsidian spectacular chapel death wish



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: yapping big business firm



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: snowy comical antidepressant drug ape



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: heady gas station



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: vivacious therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Beta mood



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: gaped purple meetinghouse



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Dashing lavender space



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Ruddy hilarious filthpig puppy



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: bateful ocher personal credit line azn



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: vibrant partner

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Canary Frisky National Preventive Strike



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: chartreuse crawly electric furnace plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: big-titted lodge

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Maize racy box office keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: greedy massive step-uncle's house

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Shivering bawdyhouse

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded trump supporter senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: light trailer park



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Flesh yarmulke stead



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Provocative corn cake nowag



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Bronze field nibblets



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Shivering bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: motley center boiling water

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Maniacal swollen spot toilet seat



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: supple sweet tailpipe gay wizard

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: green zombie-like weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864497)