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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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Cerebral Principal's Office
  07/14/25
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chest-beating bossy newt kitty
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Ty
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are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
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The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
Cerebral Principal's Office
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
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That’s all about to change.
Cerebral Principal's Office
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
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Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
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Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
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Overrated fragrant hall
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it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Know-it-all Plum Station Karate
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
Cerebral Principal's Office
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
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  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
Cerebral Principal's Office
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse
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what a stud
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will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
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I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
Cerebral Principal's Office
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Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
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Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
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The N-word would be a clever wink
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You're honor I'm gay
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"I have sex with men for money"
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at least use the word scholarship.
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Bangarang could fly under the radar
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CNN made “jet black” too famous
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I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
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May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
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Best of luck
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got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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Kenneth Play
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EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
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judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
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what is this case over anyway
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Where is the link
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
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what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
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looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
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Here he comes
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He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
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rookie blunder
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Wow aren't laws crazy
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Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
vivacious library
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship
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Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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Kenneth Play
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Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
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why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship
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Really makes you think huh
vivacious library
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but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
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Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
Cerebral Principal's Office
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Oh epah fucked up
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baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
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Imagine?
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
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"I can turn him straight"
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
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Kenneth Play
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I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
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“If your honors would like…”
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Tho humble
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we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship
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That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
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he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
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Relatively modest recovery tp
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forwent work
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looking at their firm size tp
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Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
vivacious library
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Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship
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Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
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Excitant Slippery Parlour
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That’s how all people from CA sound
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Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
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vivacious library
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he's just "eccentric"
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why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
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tls fox
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: chest-beating bossy newt kitty

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: garnet aggressive field



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: bisexual mewling house

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: bisexual mewling house

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: bisexual mewling house

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: titillating flatulent foreskin round eye

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Know-it-all Plum Station Karate

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: lime cracking multi-billionaire

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: lime cracking multi-billionaire

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: spectacular stag film toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: iridescent floppy lay

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: elite twisted nursing home

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: elite twisted nursing home

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Claret racy prole

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: bisexual mewling house

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: bisexual mewling house

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: hateful dashing depressive

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Flickering fanboi

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: supple confused stain

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: supple confused stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: vivacious library

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: vivacious library

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Concupiscible blood rage police squad

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Violet institution

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Contagious olive people who are hurt travel guidebook

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: supple confused stain

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: vivacious library

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible blood rage police squad

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: gaped selfie brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: vivacious library

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible blood rage police squad

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: wonderful market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: spectacular stag film toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Hot territorial garrison faggot firefighter

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: vivacious library

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Outnumbered tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: vivacious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: odious bearded indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: snowy adventurous community account goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: marvelous violent senate pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: irradiated university

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible blood rage police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Violet institution

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Motley school cafeteria

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: vivacious library

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Vigorous National Party Of The First Part

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Vigorous National Party Of The First Part

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: odious bearded indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Know-it-all Plum Station Karate

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: beady-eyed crawly hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: gaped selfie brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: iridescent floppy lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Bateful Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: vivacious library

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: misunderstood turquoise meetinghouse

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: vivacious library

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Flushed naked laser beams

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Grizzly awkward idiot preventive strike

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: wonderful market

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: wonderful market

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: wonderful market

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: wonderful market

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Silver Sadistic Cruise Ship

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: wonderful market

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: 180 juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: talking zombie-like macaca friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Wild Red Orchestra Pit Dysfunction

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Bonkers stage

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: ivory free-loading quadroon

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: ivory free-loading quadroon

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: house-broken pink business firm scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Hot territorial garrison faggot firefighter

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Hot territorial garrison faggot firefighter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Hot territorial garrison faggot firefighter

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: odious bearded indian lodge

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: razzle charcoal haunted graveyard

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vivacious library

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: snowy adventurous community account goyim

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Excitant Slippery Parlour

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: snowy adventurous community account goyim

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Geriatric Main People Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: hateful dashing depressive

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard lodge

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling gay wizard lodge

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: garnet aggressive field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring blathering bbw

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: transparent hell personal credit line

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: razzle charcoal haunted graveyard

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: marvelous violent senate pisswyrm

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Bateful Rehab

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Arousing Temple

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Cerebral Principal's Office

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: greedy milk

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: razzle charcoal haunted graveyard

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105370)