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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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Maize spot
  05/22/17
holy fuck
Aquamarine deep turdskin
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Maniacal comical really tough guy
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Avocado community account striped hyena
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
Maize spot
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Aquamarine deep turdskin
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exciting blood rage party of the first part
  05/22/17
jfc
Pearly locale goyim
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Beady-eyed copper trailer park
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well-lubricated orchestra pit partner
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
talented indian lodge kitty
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flatulent garnet boltzmann temple
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lime circlehead
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Abusive office boistinker
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Vigorous Salmon Chapel Coffee Pot
  04/16/18
Jfc
sepia startled cruise ship
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
passionate insecure sandwich
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
passionate insecure sandwich
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
passionate insecure sandwich
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alcoholic depressive
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Pearly locale goyim
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passionate insecure sandwich
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learning disabled antidepressant drug
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roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
180 Rehab
  05/22/17
Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
Maize spot
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Aquamarine deep turdskin
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exciting blood rage party of the first part
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Vivacious scourge upon the earth
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Godawful Private Investor Lodge
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High-end parlor
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Nofapping Blue Background Story Church
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Greedy crackhouse nibblets
  01/16/18
Patty Klotz
bearded box office half-breed
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Appetizing hairy legs space
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
passionate insecure sandwich
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razzle-dazzle arrogant parlour cuck
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Aphrodisiac Insanely Creepy Location Legal Warrant
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Doug is not a meme.
Galvanic fiercely-loyal property
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Greedy crackhouse nibblets
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Greedy crackhouse nibblets
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Aqua fluffy feces
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
trip smoky reading party sex offender
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
Transparent main people lettuce
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Maize spot
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
Transparent main people lettuce
  05/22/17
Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
Filthy Fortuitous Meteor Stage
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pale station selfie
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histrionic whorehouse
  01/11/18
Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
passionate insecure sandwich
  09/15/18
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pale station selfie
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house-broken wine pisswyrm dilemma
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
Diverse electric furnace
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...,....,,........
  05/04/26
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Odious center
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Filthy Fortuitous Meteor Stage
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
white codepig mother
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histrionic whorehouse
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
passionate insecure sandwich
  09/15/18
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Greedy crackhouse nibblets
  01/16/18
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Appetizing hairy legs space
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
passionate insecure sandwich
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silver theatre associate
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Autistic marketing idea love of her life
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Aqua fluffy feces
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
alcoholic depressive
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trip smoky reading party sex offender
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supple menage french chef
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confused abode
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exciting blood rage party of the first part
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aromatic pungent sound barrier
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180 Rehab
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sepia startled cruise ship
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Pearly locale goyim
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Beady-eyed copper trailer park
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Aqua fluffy feces
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irradiated brethren
  01/11/18
Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
histrionic whorehouse
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fragrant obsidian giraffe halford
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
Maize spot
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Greedy crackhouse nibblets
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
dark market
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bearded box office half-breed
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Maize spot
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Jesus christ
Exhilarant costumed volcanic crater church building
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phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
alcoholic depressive
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Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
passionate insecure sandwich
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Appetizing hairy legs space
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Ivory Frisky Forum Legend
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violet multi-colored therapy
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razzle stock car
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disrespectful glittery hunting ground locus
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alcoholic depressive
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
passionate insecure sandwich
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
twisted regret
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lime circlehead
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Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
ebony affirmative action set
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passionate insecure sandwich
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Maize spot
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Maize spot
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
Fucking Fuckface
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Maize spot



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Aquamarine deep turdskin

holy fuck

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Maniacal comical really tough guy



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Avocado community account striped hyena

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Maize spot

Happy Monday!

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Aquamarine deep turdskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: exciting blood rage party of the first part



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Pearly locale goyim

jfc

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed copper trailer park



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated orchestra pit partner



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: talented indian lodge kitty

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: flatulent garnet boltzmann temple



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: lime circlehead



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Abusive office boistinker



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Salmon Chapel Coffee Pot



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: sepia startled cruise ship

Jfc

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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: alcoholic depressive



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Pearly locale goyim



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: learning disabled antidepressant drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: 180 Rehab

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Maize spot

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Aquamarine deep turdskin



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: exciting blood rage party of the first part



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Vivacious scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Godawful Private Investor Lodge



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: High-end parlor



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Nofapping Blue Background Story Church



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Greedy crackhouse nibblets



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: bearded box office half-breed

Patty Klotz

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Appetizing hairy legs space



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle arrogant parlour cuck



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Insanely Creepy Location Legal Warrant



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Galvanic fiercely-loyal property

Doug is not a meme.

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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Greedy crackhouse nibblets

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Greedy crackhouse nibblets

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Aqua fluffy feces

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: trip smoky reading party sex offender

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Transparent main people lettuce

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Maize spot



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Transparent main people lettuce

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Filthy Fortuitous Meteor Stage

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: pale station selfie



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: pale station selfie



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: house-broken wine pisswyrm dilemma



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Diverse electric furnace

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Odious center

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Filthy Fortuitous Meteor Stage

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: white codepig mother

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Greedy crackhouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Appetizing hairy legs space



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: silver theatre associate



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Autistic marketing idea love of her life



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Aqua fluffy feces



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: alcoholic depressive

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: trip smoky reading party sex offender



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: supple menage french chef



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: confused abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: exciting blood rage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: aromatic pungent sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: 180 Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: sepia startled cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Pearly locale goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Aqua fluffy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: irradiated brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: histrionic whorehouse

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: fragrant obsidian giraffe halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: Maize spot

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Greedy crackhouse nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: dark market

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: bearded box office half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: Maize spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant costumed volcanic crater church building

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: alcoholic depressive

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Appetizing hairy legs space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Ivory Frisky Forum Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: violet multi-colored therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: razzle stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: disrespectful glittery hunting ground locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: alcoholic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: twisted regret

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: lime circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: ebony affirmative action set

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: passionate insecure sandwich

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Maize spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: Maize spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...id.#49864497)