David Attenborough on Clique Theory
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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:08 AM Author: Lascivious Salmon Dysfunction Hairy Legs
https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB
For comparison, here's the first paragraph of the Clique Theory web site:
Americans are raised to believe that acts of will are what matter in life, but this is wrong. Optimism is a message sold by liars. Fatalism is credited. Every act of will is limited by genotype and phenotype, and is even a PRODUCT of genotype and phenotype, since they are generated by your brain which is a product of your genetics. This is why it's impossible to escape your Clique. Really the ONLY thing you can do to improve yourself that won't end in disaster is to try to reach the Ascended Form of your Clique, i.e., a Woman becoming a Hot Girl, a Scumbag becoming a High Prole, or a Loser becoming a High Loser, such as liberal arts professor, head of state, or villain. In order to do that, you need not only the will, but a certain amount of luck.
https://web.archive.org/web/20181127205837/http://www.cliquetheory.com/
I used GPT-4 to rewrite it in his characteristic style, then used ElevenLabs' voice cloning service to make it a masterpiece.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2...id.#46121897) |
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