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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
harsh mewling tank
  06/03/25
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offensive regret background story
  06/04/25
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mind-boggling telephone
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Maize Concupiscible Ticket Booth
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
shaky tantric blood rage
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Hairless legend
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
nudist effete resort
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Yapping flatulent trust fund
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Hilarious faggot firefighter
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
chestnut hairraiser chapel roommate
  06/03/25
obviously yes
aqua apoplectic state hairy legs
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Rusted passionate base
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
amber factory reset button stain
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
amethyst excitant home tattoo
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Opaque exhilarant milk
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Rusted passionate base
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
soul-stirring crimson heaven
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Ebony idea he suggested
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Bespoke Center
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
nudist effete resort
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
up-to-no-good talented chad stage
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Bespoke Center
  06/04/25
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offensive regret background story
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Hilarious faggot firefighter
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
marvelous talking patrolman casino
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
soul-stirring crimson heaven
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Anal zombie-like striped hyena indirect expression
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
godawful glittery queen of the night field
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: harsh mewling tank

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: offensive regret background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Maize Concupiscible Ticket Booth

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: shaky tantric blood rage

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Hairless legend

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: nudist effete resort

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Yapping flatulent trust fund

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Hilarious faggot firefighter

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: chestnut hairraiser chapel roommate

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: aqua apoplectic state hairy legs

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Rusted passionate base

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: amber factory reset button stain

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: amethyst excitant home tattoo

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Opaque exhilarant milk

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Rusted passionate base

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring crimson heaven

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Ebony idea he suggested

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Bespoke Center

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: nudist effete resort

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: up-to-no-good talented chad stage

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Bespoke Center

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: offensive regret background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Hilarious faggot firefighter

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: marvelous talking patrolman casino

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring crimson heaven

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Supple Disgusting Fat Ankles Sneaky Criminal

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Anal zombie-like striped hyena indirect expression

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: godawful glittery queen of the night field

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986845)