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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
cannon
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
Mr. Dasha Nekrasova
  07/06/25
underrated
neg
  07/06/25
THIS.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
Poner Bolice
  07/06/25
Lol
Candy Ride
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
elmer
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Penis Six Nine
  07/06/25
...
cannon
  07/06/25
...
elmer
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
UhOh
  07/06/25
Of course
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
Gay Grandpa
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
elmer
  07/06/25
No
dr. vinnie boombatz
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
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  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
sealclubber
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
Gay Grandpa
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
sealclubber
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
potluck
  07/06/25
...
Non sequitur
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
artificial intelligence
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Penis Six Nine
  07/06/25
noble
sealclubber
  07/06/25
...
Non sequitur
  07/07/25
...
manic pixie dream litigator
  07/07/25
...
artificial intelligence
  07/07/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: cannon

Or did you push her off?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Mr. Dasha Nekrasova

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: neg

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

THIS.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Poner Bolice

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Lol

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: elmer

lmao, even.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: cannon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: elmer



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: UhOh

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Of course

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: elmer

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: dr. vinnie boombatz

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: This page intentionally left blank

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sealclubber

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: sealclubber

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: potluck

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: sealclubber

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Non sequitur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2...id.#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: artificial intelligence



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