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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
stimulating federal trust fund doctorate
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Sienna odious black woman public bath

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: razzle background story house

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bistre vigorous fanboi partner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant orchestra pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: stimulating federal trust fund doctorate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Charismatic Mildly Autistic Station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Silver crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Fighting red step-uncle's house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Galvanic Awkward Ratface Hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: brass tank community account



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired slimy faggot firefighter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: stimulating federal trust fund doctorate

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: glittery crawly therapy

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Exciting internet-worthy haunted graveyard hunting ground

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Insanely Creepy Dopamine

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Sienna odious black woman public bath

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Iridescent toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like wagecucks

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Insanely Creepy Dopamine



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hairraiser church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Sinister irradiated locus faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Galvanic Awkward Ratface Hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired slimy faggot firefighter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant orchestra pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Apoplectic dog poop property

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Passionate Sneaky Criminal Cruise Ship

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Sienna odious black woman public bath

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Silver crackhouse

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: histrionic orchid pistol hall

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Fighting red step-uncle's house

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: angry home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: pink low-t set roommate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Vengeful Whorehouse

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Sienna odious black woman public bath

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: High-end exhilarant orchestra pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired slimy faggot firefighter



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Iridescent toaster



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: magical beta bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Insanely Creepy Dopamine



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