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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| irrelevant shitscientist | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Miss Anthropy | 07/16/25 |
| evan39 | 07/16/25 |
| irrelevant shitscientist | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| cock of michael obama | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Miss Anthropy | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Stu 5?0? guy | 07/16/25 |
| JunkoEnoshima | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Trust If Aryan | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Ass Sunstein | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp | 07/16/25 |
| portnoy's BJC | 07/16/25 |
| wait till biggus dickus hears of this | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| GONE FISHING 7/22 | 07/16/25 |
| Ass Sunstein | 07/16/25 |
| Stu 5?0? guy | 07/16/25 |
| Miss Anthropy | 07/16/25 |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104888) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: irrelevant shitscientist *Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*
Well, that’s a shame. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104893) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105161) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM Author: Miss Anthropy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105866) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM Author: evan39 HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.
MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.
*laughter*
HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?
MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?
HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.
MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.
HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.
MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.
*laughter* |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM Author: irrelevant shitscientist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104912) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104939) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM Author: painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104956) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105158) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105163) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: cock of michael obama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105828) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105159) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM Author: Miss Anthropy HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105868) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104940) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Stu 5?0? guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105824) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM Author: JunkoEnoshima And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104974) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49104976) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105096) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105160) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105183) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) *watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*
"Life, uh, finds a way." |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) it's a good book.
i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.
you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it). |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Ass Sunstein Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."
Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*
They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105175) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105179) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM Author: painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105811) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: portnoy's BJC ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105178) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this *hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105213) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105215) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM Author: GONE FISHING 7/22 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105469) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105801) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Stu 5?0? guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2...id.#49105826) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Miss Anthropy The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them. TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!" Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?" Tim Murphy nods yes. Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!" Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.
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