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Tomorrow Friday 3/27/26 will be EPIC day for STOOKS

Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" at...
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/26/26
You're like xo's version of Jim Cramer so I will be doing th...
stirring location
  03/26/26
diss da new TT since start of 2025 ive been beaten the marke...
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/26/26
I'm also beating the market last two years, its easy when th...
stirring location
  03/26/26
u are teh BENCHOD BLOODY BITCH BASTARD
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/26/26
"Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: AZNgirl on Kha...
Shivering Halford
  03/26/26
tank will do, i already said im buying at least $1k of SOXL ...
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/26/26
futures still CRASHING this am, wrong again.
stirring location
  03/27/26
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Shivering Halford
  03/27/26
stook stook and malk levin
Mildly autistic soggy party of the first part
  03/27/26
i at least was able to buy some SOXL puts and XLE (oil) call...
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/27/26
I'm sorry you're so poor :(
Shivering Halford
  03/27/26
Lol, nailed it.
coral public bath filthpig
  03/27/26
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comical arrogant market
  03/27/26
i ended up buying all these puts at higher prices cause mark...
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/27/26
So futures are UP today? TT getting it 180 degrees wrong ag...
stirring location
  03/30/26
trump and the jews are manipuilating markets but thanks to S...
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/30/26
right so anytime you get it wrong it 'market manipulation' a...
stirring location
  03/30/26
YES exactly, wait 24h, it will crash tomorrow
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/30/26
the market won't price in an oil shock until the last minute...
Multi-colored pistol
  03/30/26
ljl i hate jews
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/31/26
How much did your retardation cost you this time
Shivering Halford
  03/31/26
i was down 8.5k for the day after being up 14k yesterday des...
lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant
  03/31/26
I'm sorry for your poverty :(
Shivering Halford
  04/01/26


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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" attacks on electric for some days until April whatever. All BS. Stopid goy market may go up tomorrow. Im gonna load up on TQQQ and SOXL puts for next fri expiration.

Then second market closes Trump is gonna at veddy least bomb Iran's electric. Maybe also do ground shit. Markets will tank Mon

PROFIT.Easy money. Ive been maeking a nice killling on options cause of Orange Mans retaradation, today made $420+ in seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49771482)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: stirring location

You're like xo's version of Jim Cramer so I will be doing the opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49771500)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

diss da new TT since start of 2025 ive been beaten the market, i am the warren buffetwala of XO, show respect saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49771517)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: stirring location

I'm also beating the market last two years, its easy when the market is kind of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49771532)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

u are teh BENCHOD BLOODY BITCH BASTARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49771555)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Shivering Halford

"Date: March 26th, 2026 5:12 PM

Author: AZNgirl on Kharg Island waiting for Handsome

Trump just made some fraud shit he's "delaying" attacks on electric for some days until April whatever. All BS. Stopid goy market may go up tomorrow. Im gonna load up on TQQQ and SOXL puts for next fri expiration.

Then second market closes Trump is gonna at veddy least bomb Iran's electric. Maybe also do ground shit. Markets will tank Mon

PROFIT.Easy money. Ive been maeking a nice killling on options cause of Orange Mans retaradation, today made $420+ in seconds"

****

pls reply with EXACTLY what your trades are and we'll see how much money you make, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49771561)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

tank will do, i already said im buying at least $1k of SOXL and TQQQ puts tomorrow so hopefully market opens up on trumps fraud BS

i honestly shld have put 5k into it on wed, that was the day to buy but i bought puts expiring this fri and sold today for nice profit

trust me, im becoming an INVESTMENT GURU A MAHARAJA OF FINANCE IF U WILL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49771615)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: stirring location

futures still CRASHING this am, wrong again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49773162)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Shivering Halford



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Date: March 27th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Mildly autistic soggy party of the first part

stook stook and malk levin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49773493)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

i at least was able to buy some SOXL puts and XLE (oil) calls, which i had bought moar

prob will tank post market when trump nukes iran

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49773684)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Shivering Halford

I'm sorry you're so poor :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49774477)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: coral public bath filthpig

Lol, nailed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49774483)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: comical arrogant market



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

i ended up buying all these puts at higher prices cause market didnt pump, trump didnt say shit, this world is gay and retarded and so i am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49774496)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: stirring location

So futures are UP today? TT getting it 180 degrees wrong again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49780144)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

trump and the jews are manipuilating markets but thanks to SOXL being down 9% im up 12,631.83 today even though QQQ is 0% gain rn

i have 130k of SOXS, thats why

SOOO 180 ive truly become an INVESTMENT MASTERMAN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49780387)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: stirring location

right so anytime you get it wrong it 'market manipulation' and the j00000z.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49780397)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

YES exactly, wait 24h, it will crash tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49780763)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored pistol

the market won't price in an oil shock until the last minute-- and those 60 seconds are counting

https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2026-iran-war-hormuz-closure-oil-shock/?embedded-checkout=true

for you uninitiated, this is what a bear market looks like:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_bear_market_of_2007–2009

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49780657)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

ljl i hate jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49783644)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Shivering Halford

How much did your retardation cost you this time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49784404)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: lake fear-inspiring piazza immigrant

i was down 8.5k for the day after being up 14k yesterday despite QQQ being down

today all my loss was cause of SOXS, i lose 25k in that, ljl so i wld have had a 17k gain if i didnt have soxs

i need market to tank then i will convert SOXS to SOXL or TQQQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49784453)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Shivering Halford

I'm sorry for your poverty :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850146&forum_id=2...id.#49787026)