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Hypo: Your wife dies

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You ...
Doobsian Electric Furnace
  04/05/26
Me? But I'm a poaster.
opaque boistinker
  04/05/26
Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged da...
Doobsian Electric Furnace
  04/05/26
Two months
opaque boistinker
  04/05/26
What’s his name?
Abusive Cyan Hall Sneaky Criminal
  04/05/26
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Charcoal mildly autistic blood rage windowlicker
  04/05/26
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Adventurous cuckold kitchen
  04/05/26
lol at this fictional dream
Wonderful garnet party of the first part elastic band
  04/05/26
Never Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the lin...
Alcoholic Meetinghouse Tattoo
  04/05/26
In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?
opaque boistinker
  04/05/26
shes going to want it or to maek babby otherwise it's go...
Alcoholic Meetinghouse Tattoo
  04/05/26
Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC prof...
violent sable garrison
  04/05/26
I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago They...
french misanthropic property reading party
  04/05/26
There is literally not a single woman on earth who would rea...
irradiated free-loading filthpig
  04/05/26
in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad g...
french misanthropic property reading party
  04/05/26
They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism
Razzle ladyboy famous landscape painting
  04/05/26
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learning disabled soggy stage factory reset button
  04/05/26
dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 y...
Wonderful garnet party of the first part elastic band
  04/05/26
Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjS...
opaque boistinker
  04/05/26
height is everything
french misanthropic property reading party
  04/05/26
lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do phy...
Wonderful garnet party of the first part elastic band
  04/06/26
Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would b...
Adventurous cuckold kitchen
  04/05/26
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aphrodisiac infuriating coffee pot lettuce
  04/05/26
looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking h...
learning disabled soggy stage factory reset button
  04/05/26
hypo sounds 180
bistre apoplectic pisswyrm
  04/05/26
too soon
dull swashbuckling laser beams
  04/05/26
but where will i find a wife and kids
hairless pea-brained dingle berry mood
  04/05/26
Do they issue aus pair to single dads? How about just sin...
Heady Fishy Set
  04/06/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Doobsian Electric Furnace

She leaves behind you and a couple of cute young kids. You hire a 19 year old au pair from Europe to help you with the kids. How long before you are sleeping with the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795009)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: opaque boistinker

Me? But I'm a poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795012)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: Doobsian Electric Furnace

Assume you are at least somewhat Chadly for a middle aged dad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795023)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: opaque boistinker

Two months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795250)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Abusive Cyan Hall Sneaky Criminal

What’s his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795025)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Charcoal mildly autistic blood rage windowlicker



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckold kitchen



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet party of the first part elastic band

lol at this fictional dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795052)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic Meetinghouse Tattoo

Never

Youre asking for trouble and a divorce down the line

I marry another late 30s shrew who makes more money than me. She helps me with the kids. I get pussy on the side if I want it. AlimonyPWNed keeps her in check

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795053)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: opaque boistinker

In the hypo, why did you marry the au pair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795254)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Alcoholic Meetinghouse Tattoo

shes going to want it or to maek babby

otherwise it's going to be a rape charge

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795272)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: violent sable garrison

Is this like that case where the dude set up a fake CNC profile for his wife and he and the au pair made it look like the dude who responded to the personal stabbed her and then they killed the “intruder”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795057)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: french misanthropic property reading party

I have a coworker ehos wife died a year or two ago

They had a newborn and a two year old

I've never seen anyone look closer to a walking zombie in my life. Broke my heart. What was once one of the most cheerful guys in the office turned into a quiet man with a thousand yard stare over night and still persists to this day.

Our company actually set up a bunch of shit to support him specifically including adding a in office day care. He can also come and go any time he needs without issue.

He still delivers and was a very important member before the death but wow its like dealing w a man in the literal trenches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49795259)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: irradiated free-loading filthpig

There is literally not a single woman on earth who would react to their husband dying in this way btw

Never ever ever forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796325)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: french misanthropic property reading party

in middle school we had this hot af teacher marry our chad gym teacher who came from a pretty famous family in the town (think his dad was the long time mayor and once was a judge)

anyways one day we go into school and find out the gym teacher died by driving off of this huge bridge, at the time kids speculated he was drunk driving, i think he killed himself because he found something out

anyways his brother was our wrestling coach and a month later she was engaged to his brother, this was a defining moment for me irl, really showed me what a woman will do, could never imagine doing such a thing, couldnt even imagine imagining it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796353)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Razzle ladyboy famous landscape painting

They were jews fulfilling Torah trying to prevent onanism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796383)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: learning disabled soggy stage factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796539)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Wonderful garnet party of the first part elastic band

dolly parton is literally the only one. her husband of ~60 years, carl dean, died last year. she is 80 yo and rich. but, still. i think it's possible the result would've been the same if she were a little younger but who knows

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At the Dollywood 41st celebration, Dolly reiterated how much she loved Carl. She assured fans she’s “not dating anybody” — despite recent reports that she was — and that she doesn’t see herself getting married again.

“I think Carl Dean’s waiting for me. If I should show up at the pearly gates with somebody else, he would not like that,” Dolly confessed. “He’d be saying, ‘Who’s that little pisser? You leave him outside the gates, and if the Lord wants him in, he’ll bring him. You get on in here with me.’”

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/dolly-parton-talks-health-crisis-114057964.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796376)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: opaque boistinker

Look at this fucking bro: https://www.instagram.com/p/CVygjSrFInE/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796460)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: french misanthropic property reading party

height is everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796493)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: Wonderful garnet party of the first part elastic band

lol cr. he was a chill autistic shut-in who liked to do physical labor at home at the farm. he did not join her on the red carpet or celebrity events. as such, he could've been a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49797109)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Adventurous cuckold kitchen

Protip: this is highly unlikely. 99% of these girls would be sketched out and bail. Then you would have 2 kids, no au pair (and she may well complain to your au pair agency) and a huge headache.

Inb4 "omg, you just have to be CHAD!" Bitch, if you were Chad you wouldn't fuck your au pair because you would be dating some 18 year old model or whatever. Most of these girls are not swimsuit models.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796319)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac infuriating coffee pot lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796531)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: learning disabled soggy stage factory reset button

looking back at pics, the ones i had as a kid were fucking hot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796538)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: bistre apoplectic pisswyrm

hypo sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796346)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: dull swashbuckling laser beams

too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796354)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: hairless pea-brained dingle berry mood

but where will i find a wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796484)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:42 AM
Author: Heady Fishy Set

Do they issue aus pair to single dads?

How about just single guys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853741&forum_id=2...id.#49796922)