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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life "As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.
It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!
If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: orchid supple public bath hunting ground i rate it delicious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104113) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM Author: cerebral adulterous site lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104115) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104132) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: racy filthpig is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104117) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM Author: orchid supple public bath hunting ground titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104120) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM Author: Fragrant range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108828) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM Author: Maize Home Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109789) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: house-broken chartreuse market How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104124) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life There is something wrong with this chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104137) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM Author: Beady-eyed Office she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104709) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Walnut Sexy Shrine Haunted Graveyard is she? really? is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104733) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104748) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM Author: carmine hot stead reading party tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109838) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Motley Anal Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27126019) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM Author: Flatulent domesticated station factory reset button We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104127) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104139) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: Flatulent domesticated station factory reset button Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104145) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104188) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM Author: Walnut Sexy Shrine Haunted Graveyard would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104765) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Honestly, no. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104781) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM Author: Sienna indirect expression pit I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104854) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM Author: naked excitant fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104143) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM Author: Aphrodisiac bearded boltzmann half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104199) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM Author: Thriller bronze theater dog poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104737) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM Author: wine bat-shit-crazy hominid lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108807) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM Author: coral razzle library XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27111597) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM Author: Motley Anal Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27126022) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM Author: Flatulent domesticated station factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27638429) |
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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM Author: Flatulent domesticated station factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#31487345) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM Author: Alcoholic infuriating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#48945456) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104586) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Here is her reply to me, sent to all:
"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic] |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: Indigo Sticky Rigpig Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104630) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life HR drone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104674) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM Author: racy filthpig soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109350) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life She might be half now that you mention it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109368) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Maize Home Brethren "your welcome to"
You in shitlaw, bro? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM Author: Contagious Slippery Background Story Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109972) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life ofs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110000) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM Author: passionate sadistic shitlib potus no way the jews stand for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104592) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: hateful bateful mother hall You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM Author: Walnut Sexy Shrine Haunted Graveyard unnngh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104736) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM Author: Thriller bronze theater dog poop that looks fucking disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104967) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM Author: aromatic avocado ratface cot DAYUM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108219) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: Provocative Impressive Legal Warrant you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108268) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: maroon massive puppy center "If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like." I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part. |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: ruddy pungent affirmative action lol, carbmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104632) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM Author: Soggy exhilarant property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109413) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM Author: flesh boyish athletic conference macaca why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104633) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM Author: vivacious violet field alpha Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104698) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104729) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Peach preventive strike You can bring 200 calorie donuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104745) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life I am so doing this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104747) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM Author: vivacious violet field alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108798) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM Author: Peach preventive strike Bring donuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104727) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM Author: galvanic sneaky criminal Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104764) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104768) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM Author: galvanic sneaky criminal TY bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104778) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM Author: 180 heaven a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104946) |
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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27104964) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM Author: Provocative Impressive Legal Warrant it can be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108267) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Big mentally impaired private investor Panera has a particularly helpful page:
https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: mildly autistic area idiot 600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109965) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM Author: Contagious Slippery Background Story Toaster what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110003) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM Author: mildly autistic area idiot I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110014) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: aromatic avocado ratface I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110045) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM Author: Lemon Cracking Halford Juggernaut lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108154) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM Author: buck-toothed talented trailer park PLEASE do this. Please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108160) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM Author: Shaky Metal Casino lol evil (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109321) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM Author: wine bat-shit-crazy hominid this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27108818) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM Author: cerebral adulterous site my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109333) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM Author: aromatic avocado ratface Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:
1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy
2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever
...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM Author: Sooty kitchen bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.
any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.
tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content. |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life 100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109341) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM Author: buck-toothed talented trailer park Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110664) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110780) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM Author: Comical crimson address bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs
at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM Author: Blathering pea-brained old irish cottage lay Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109865) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM Author: salmon depressive how fat is this dumb woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27109908) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM Author: orange autistic dopamine state S C R A P E S C R A P E |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM Author: Shimmering Cruise Ship Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110109) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM Author: Sooty kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110716) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:
"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website: [jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]
Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website. Nutrition Facts Everything Bagel Calories 269 Calories from Fat 17 % Daily Value* Total Fat 2g 3% Saturated Fat 0g 0% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 0mg 0% Sodium 616mg 26% Total Carbohydrates 56g 19% Dietary Fiber 2g 8% Sugars 5g Protein 9g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Then add in “schmear”
Nutrition Facts Plain Calories 150 Calories from Fat 130 % Daily Value* Total Fat 15g 23% Saturated Fat 10g 50% Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 45mg 15% Sodium 140mg 6% Total Carbohydrates 2g 1% Dietary Fiber 0g 0% Sugars 2g Protein 2g *Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)
Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….
This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.
This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM Author: ocher stimulating friendly grandma Bravo 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110945) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Not flame, bro. This is 100% real. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27110970) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM Author: salmon depressive again, I ask: how fat is this woman? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27111928) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM Author: salmon depressive ...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.
are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back? |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27111955) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM Author: buck-toothed talented trailer park Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27114729) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM Author: godawful razzle-dazzle pozpig Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27111582) |
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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM Author: Comical crimson address man this sounds like it could've been my old firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27114734) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM Author: buck-toothed talented trailer park I'm so excited for tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27123092) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27123522) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.
Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.
He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.
He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"
I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".
So I don't feel bad anymore. |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM Author: buck-toothed talented trailer park At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27127646) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM Author: Vigorous Tan House (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27127266) |
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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.
Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.
So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.
While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."
I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.
"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .
Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.
It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened. |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM Author: Fragrant range lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27564436) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Comical crimson address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27634247) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM Author: Lemon Cracking Halford Juggernaut LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27634241) |
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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM Author: pink crackhouse This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?
They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM Author: gaped parlour dragon Breakfast is 120 flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27564424) |
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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: Bright Ladyboy It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#27564443) |
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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM Author: Adventurous greedy location *arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*
(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!') |
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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM Author: Lemon Cracking Halford Juggernaut will this person be at the meeting? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#28668483) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#28686480) |
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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#28686478) |
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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#28782914) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM Author: orange autistic dopamine state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#35080526) |
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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM Author: Cruel-hearted national goal in life lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#35080673) |
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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM Author: Dashing internet-worthy church this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2...id.#48945465) |