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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Slimy Transparent Associate
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superior anglo culture
Ruddy dead tank
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Ruddy dead tank
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Ruddy dead tank
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Ruddy dead tank
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Ruddy dead tank
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
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  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
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  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
anal vivacious masturbator
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Shaky stag film
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
anal vivacious masturbator
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
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  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
180 toaster wrinkle
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Shaky stag film
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
mint coiffed legend
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
nudist arrogant coldplay fan
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Slimy Transparent Associate
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Lascivious pistol
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Good



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50114177)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50121351)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Ruddy dead tank



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Amethyst resort

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Shaky stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: narrow-minded boiling water trust fund

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: anal vivacious masturbator



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Indecent gay wizard becky



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: stubborn spruce space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Crusty Ocher Cuckoldry Parlour

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Jade forum

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: anal vivacious masturbator

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: aromatic up-to-no-good principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: anal vivacious masturbator

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Shaky stag film

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: anal vivacious masturbator

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: wonderful blathering home party of the first part

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: hyperactive medicated crackhouse

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: beta topaz macaca

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: stubborn spruce space

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Crusty Ocher Cuckoldry Parlour

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: azure station

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: stubborn spruce space

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Jade forum

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Amethyst resort

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: zippy karate

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: charcoal nowag

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Shaky stag film

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: effete gunner

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Lascivious pistol

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Pearl electric pervert

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Lascivious pistol

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Pearl electric pervert

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Adventurous Talking Set Azn

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Lascivious pistol

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: big seedy private investor

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Amethyst resort

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: zippy karate

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: 180 toaster wrinkle

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: 180 toaster wrinkle

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: 180 toaster wrinkle

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Glassy Bipolar Church

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: nudist arrogant coldplay fan

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac corner

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: 180 toaster wrinkle

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: abusive smoky library

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: federal domesticated athletic conference milk

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Sooty Mental Disorder Partner

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Crusty Ocher Cuckoldry Parlour

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Shaky stag film

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: mint coiffed legend

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: nudist arrogant coldplay fan

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: ultramarine site

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Slimy Transparent Associate

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Lascivious pistol

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: wine misunderstood hell

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id.#50068093)