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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Adventurous tank

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Twisted Travel Guidebook



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Cocky spectacular weed whacker

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Histrionic Den

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Burgundy space

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Burgundy space



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Buff bateful ticket booth digit ratio

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Buff bateful ticket booth digit ratio

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Obsidian nubile pit



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: henna boistinker internal respiration



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Yellow corn cake

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Lime Headpube Corner

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: sticky whorehouse regret

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: bronze overrated double fault

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Lime Headpube Corner

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Lascivious gunner locus

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Twisted Travel Guidebook



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: alcoholic glassy black woman theater

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Lascivious gunner locus



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Lascivious gunner locus



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Aromatic school



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: copper passionate ladyboy

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

Okay, I lol'd

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: copper passionate ladyboy

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: copper passionate ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: copper passionate ladyboy

o it's clear brother.



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Magenta charismatic public bath



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Buff bateful ticket booth digit ratio



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: turquoise gas station

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: turquoise gas station

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: turquoise gas station

🌌📚⏳️

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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Supple aqua coldplay fan

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id.#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: dashing citrine death wish mood



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



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