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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
beady-eyed wild yarmulke theater
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
unhinged zombie-like brunch
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Ivory philosopher-king old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
frum bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
splenetic pearly locus
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
provocative learning disabled stage
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
ungodly base sandwich
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Chrome abode affirmative action
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Jet-lagged sinister point
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
drunken trip theatre
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Maniacal very tactful toaster temple
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Cream marketing idea center
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Rough-skinned den filthpig
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Overrated flesh turdskin personal credit line
  06/30/25
cr
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Jet-lagged sinister point
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Opaque Stimulating Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Cream marketing idea center
  06/30/25
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ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Maniacal very tactful toaster temple
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Overrated flesh turdskin personal credit line
  06/30/25
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geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
*bussy
mind-boggling scarlet candlestick maker travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
provocative learning disabled stage
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Fragrant Sepia Parlor Tattoo
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
floppy emerald step-uncle's house hairy legs
  06/30/25
fuck
Maniacal very tactful toaster temple
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Fragrant Sepia Parlor Tattoo
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
beady-eyed wild yarmulke theater
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Maniacal very tactful toaster temple
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Opaque Stimulating Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
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Cruel-hearted Fortuitous Meteor
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Galvanic principal's office round eye
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
federal insane stag film degenerate
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
nighttime lodge
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
federal insane stag film degenerate
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
federal insane stag film degenerate
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
curious henna death wish lay
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Heady ladyboy
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Khaki passionate native shitlib
  06/30/25
tcr
ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/01/25
just jump
crimson outnumbered location antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
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rebellious know-it-all halford menage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Primrose Racy Goal In Life
  06/30/25
wow
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
copper stead really tough guy
  06/30/25
JFC man
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Chrome abode affirmative action
  06/30/25
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crimson outnumbered location antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
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Maniacal very tactful toaster temple
  06/30/25
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Cream marketing idea center
  06/30/25
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Arousing ticket booth weed whacker
  06/30/25
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buff sexy public bath elastic band
  06/30/25
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Heady ladyboy
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Khaki passionate native shitlib
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Galvanic principal's office round eye
  06/30/25
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Mauve quadroon range
  07/01/25
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geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
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violent theater stage digit ratio
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Elite talented market
  07/01/25
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Apoplectic bateful partner hall
  07/01/25
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Ivory philosopher-king old irish cottage
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
splenetic pearly locus
  06/30/25
bro
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
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Khaki passionate native shitlib
  06/30/25
lol
ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/01/25
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pea-brained free-loading cruise ship
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
doobsian shrine place of business
  06/30/25
jfc
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Jet-lagged sinister point
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Arousing ticket booth weed whacker
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
buff sexy public bath elastic band
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
doobsian shrine place of business
  07/01/25
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nighttime lodge
  07/01/25
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buff sexy public bath elastic band
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Apoplectic bateful partner hall
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
180 Dilemma Trust Fund
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Opaque Stimulating Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Maniacal very tactful toaster temple
  06/30/25
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mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/01/25
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cracking church building idiot
  07/01/25
lol
ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/01/25
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crimson outnumbered location antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Swashbuckling Property
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Soul-stirring Regret Dog Poop
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
medicated misanthropic set
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
crawly spruce tanning salon double fault
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Carmine spot
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
cracking church building idiot
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
stubborn people who are hurt
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/01/25
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mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
😟
Chestnut Aggressive Blood Rage
  07/01/25
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greedy sienna trailer park half-breed
  07/01/25
holy shit
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
cracking church building idiot
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
mentally impaired disrespectful field striped hyena
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Apoplectic bateful partner hall
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
provocative learning disabled stage
  07/01/25
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mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Apoplectic bateful partner hall
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Apoplectic bateful partner hall
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Primrose Racy Goal In Life
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
provocative learning disabled stage
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Lascivious Frisky Kitchen
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
indigo garrison
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/06/25
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Primrose Racy Goal In Life
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
aphrodisiac whorehouse
  07/06/25
...
buff sexy public bath elastic band
  07/06/25
lol
ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca
  07/07/25
wow
mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed wild yarmulke theater

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: unhinged zombie-like brunch

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Ivory philosopher-king old irish cottage

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: frum bawdyhouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: splenetic pearly locus

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: provocative learning disabled stage

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: ungodly base sandwich

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Chrome abode affirmative action

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Jet-lagged sinister point

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: drunken trip theatre

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Maniacal very tactful toaster temple

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cream marketing idea center

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned den filthpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Overrated flesh turdskin personal credit line

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged sinister point

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Opaque Stimulating Twinkling Uncleanness

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cream marketing idea center

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Maniacal very tactful toaster temple

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Overrated flesh turdskin personal credit line

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling scarlet candlestick maker travel guidebook

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: provocative learning disabled stage

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fragrant Sepia Parlor Tattoo

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: floppy emerald step-uncle's house hairy legs

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Maniacal very tactful toaster temple

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Fragrant Sepia Parlor Tattoo

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed wild yarmulke theater

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Maniacal very tactful toaster temple

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Opaque Stimulating Twinkling Uncleanness

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Galvanic principal's office round eye

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: federal insane stag film degenerate

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: nighttime lodge

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: federal insane stag film degenerate

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: federal insane stag film degenerate

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: curious henna death wish lay

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Heady ladyboy

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Khaki passionate native shitlib

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: crimson outnumbered location antidepressant drug

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: rebellious know-it-all halford menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Primrose Racy Goal In Life

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: copper stead really tough guy

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Chrome abode affirmative action

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: crimson outnumbered location antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Maniacal very tactful toaster temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cream marketing idea center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Arousing ticket booth weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: buff sexy public bath elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Heady ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Khaki passionate native shitlib

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Galvanic principal's office round eye

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Mauve quadroon range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: violent theater stage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Elite talented market

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic bateful partner hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Ivory philosopher-king old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: splenetic pearly locus

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Khaki passionate native shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: pea-brained free-loading cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: doobsian shrine place of business

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged sinister point

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Arousing ticket booth weed whacker

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: buff sexy public bath elastic band

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: doobsian shrine place of business

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: nighttime lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: buff sexy public bath elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic bateful partner hall

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: 180 Dilemma Trust Fund

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Opaque Stimulating Twinkling Uncleanness

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Maniacal very tactful toaster temple

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: cracking church building idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: crimson outnumbered location antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Property

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Regret Dog Poop

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: medicated misanthropic set

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: crawly spruce tanning salon double fault

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Carmine spot

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cracking church building idiot

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: stubborn people who are hurt

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Chestnut Aggressive Blood Rage

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: greedy sienna trailer park half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cracking church building idiot

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: mentally impaired disrespectful field striped hyena

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Apoplectic bateful partner hall

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: provocative learning disabled stage

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Apoplectic bateful partner hall

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Apoplectic bateful partner hall

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Primrose Racy Goal In Life

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: provocative learning disabled stage

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Frisky Kitchen

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: geriatric rehab scourge upon the earth

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: indigo garrison

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Primrose Racy Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac whorehouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: buff sexy public bath elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: ultramarine slippery boltzmann macaca

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic gaming laptop gaping

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)