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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Obsidian Shrine Brethren
  07/11/25
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sickened faggot firefighter love of her life
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Razzle-dazzle Becky
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
confused rehab
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Painfully honest people who are hurt knife
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Green swollen idiot
  07/11/25
Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Know-it-all orchid associate
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send reinforcements
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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Obsidian Shrine Brethren
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Obsidian Shrine Brethren

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: free-loading curious organic girlfriend abode

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: abnormal new version



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: coiffed locale cuck



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Becky



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: chest-beating striped hyena roommate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: cracking sienna dog poop newt



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring claret house fanboi



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: vibrant autistic friendly grandma meetinghouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: erotic multi-billionaire center



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Vigorous temple famous landscape painting



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sickened faggot firefighter love of her life



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Becky

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: confused rehab

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Painfully honest people who are hurt knife

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Green swollen idiot

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Obsidian Shrine Brethren

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all orchid associate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: tantric bawdyhouse place of business

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Green swollen idiot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Carnelian diverse masturbator athletic conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Lake Offensive Stag Film



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: erotic multi-billionaire center



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sickened faggot firefighter love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: coiffed locale cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Sooty Boiling Water Field

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Jet-lagged appetizing mental disorder set

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Shrine Brethren

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cracking sienna dog poop newt

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: charismatic indian lodge deer antler

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: vibrant autistic friendly grandma meetinghouse

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Jet histrionic chad



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Flushed magical genital piercing school cafeteria



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: olive selfie

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Obsidian Shrine Brethren

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: coiffed locale cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: sickened faggot firefighter love of her life



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Know-it-all orchid associate



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Galvanic pearly gaming laptop



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Green swollen idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49095575)