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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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puce boistinker
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
shivering azure cuck faggotry
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Deranged beady-eyed potus senate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Razzle-dazzle Volcanic Crater Piazza
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Orange Hell Doctorate
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
galvanic magical forum circlehead
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
doobsian provocative shitlib halford
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
irate indian lodge headpube
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
chest-beating citrine azn
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Unhinged French Chef
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
electric messiness
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Arousing nowag locale
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Underhanded ticket booth
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Flushed Chapel
  06/30/25
cr
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Unhinged French Chef
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
odious crotch
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Arousing nowag locale
  06/30/25
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ivory base elastic band
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Flushed Chapel
  06/30/25
...
Zippy chrome station
  07/01/25
*bussy
spectacular sanctuary
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
doobsian provocative shitlib halford
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
glittery mauve striped hyena crackhouse
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Swashbuckling Trust Fund Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
fuck
Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
glittery mauve striped hyena crackhouse
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
shivering azure cuck faggotry
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
odious crotch
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
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low-t nibblets rigor
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
razzmatazz police squad location
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
grizzly half-breed
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bistre factory reset button
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
grizzly half-breed
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
ivory base elastic band
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
grizzly half-breed
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Startled disgusting philosopher-king
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
angry light mad-dog skullcap skinny woman
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
stirring antidepressant drug roommate
  06/30/25
tcr
ivory base elastic band
  07/01/25
just jump
hyperactive exciting site
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
...
Charcoal electric furnace library
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
contagious dull new version garrison
  06/30/25
wow
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
trip gas station associate
  06/30/25
JFC man
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
chest-beating citrine azn
  06/30/25
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hyperactive exciting site
  06/30/25
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Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican
  06/30/25
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Arousing nowag locale
  06/30/25
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very tactful translucent school
  06/30/25
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coral misanthropic home
  06/30/25
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angry light mad-dog skullcap skinny woman
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
stirring antidepressant drug roommate
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
razzmatazz police squad location
  06/30/25
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Peach histrionic market candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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Zippy chrome station
  07/01/25
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opaque thriller theatre
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
vibrant flesh love of her life persian
  07/01/25
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Pea-brained space karate
  07/01/25
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Razzle-dazzle Volcanic Crater Piazza
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
galvanic magical forum circlehead
  06/30/25
bro
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
...
stirring antidepressant drug roommate
  06/30/25
lol
ivory base elastic band
  07/01/25
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concupiscible federal step-uncle's house feces
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Burgundy pungent trump supporter area
  06/30/25
jfc
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Unhinged French Chef
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
very tactful translucent school
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
coral misanthropic home
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
ivory base elastic band
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Burgundy pungent trump supporter area
  07/01/25
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Bistre factory reset button
  07/01/25
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coral misanthropic home
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Pea-brained space karate
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
twisted turquoise orchestra pit
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
odious crotch
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
puce boistinker
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican
  06/30/25
...
puce boistinker
  07/01/25
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Hot mediation meetinghouse
  07/01/25
lol
ivory base elastic band
  07/01/25
...
hyperactive exciting site
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Aqua keepsake machete office
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
elite saffron hall
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Ruby goyim
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Idiotic address
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
comical mischievous national legend
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Hot mediation meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Talking property
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
puce boistinker
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
ivory base elastic band
  07/01/25
...
puce boistinker
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Zippy chrome station
  07/01/25
😟
180 dingle berry
  07/01/25
...
heady cream house
  07/01/25
holy shit
puce boistinker
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Hot mediation meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Wonderful Godawful Fanboi Boltzmann
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Pea-brained space karate
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
doobsian provocative shitlib halford
  07/01/25
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puce boistinker
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Pea-brained space karate
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Pea-brained space karate
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
contagious dull new version garrison
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
doobsian provocative shitlib halford
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
puce boistinker
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Useless emerald cumskin ape
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Zippy chrome station
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
avocado therapy
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
puce boistinker
  07/06/25
...
contagious dull new version garrison
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Amber theater stage
  07/06/25
...
coral misanthropic home
  07/06/25
lol
ivory base elastic band
  07/07/25
wow
puce boistinker
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: puce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: shivering azure cuck faggotry

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Deranged beady-eyed potus senate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Volcanic Crater Piazza

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Orange Hell Doctorate

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: galvanic magical forum circlehead

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: doobsian provocative shitlib halford

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: irate indian lodge headpube

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chest-beating citrine azn

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: puce boistinker

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Unhinged French Chef

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: electric messiness

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: puce boistinker

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Arousing nowag locale

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Underhanded ticket booth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Flushed Chapel

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: puce boistinker

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Unhinged French Chef

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: odious crotch

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Arousing nowag locale

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Flushed Chapel

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Zippy chrome station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: spectacular sanctuary

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: doobsian provocative shitlib halford

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: glittery mauve striped hyena crackhouse

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Trust Fund Fat Ankles

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: glittery mauve striped hyena crackhouse

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: shivering azure cuck faggotry

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: odious crotch

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: puce boistinker

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: low-t nibblets rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: razzmatazz police squad location

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: grizzly half-breed

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bistre factory reset button

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: puce boistinker

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: grizzly half-breed

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: grizzly half-breed

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Startled disgusting philosopher-king

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: puce boistinker

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: angry light mad-dog skullcap skinny woman

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: stirring antidepressant drug roommate

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: hyperactive exciting site

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: puce boistinker

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Charcoal electric furnace library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: contagious dull new version garrison

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: puce boistinker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: trip gas station associate

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: puce boistinker

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chest-beating citrine azn

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: hyperactive exciting site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Arousing nowag locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: very tactful translucent school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: coral misanthropic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: angry light mad-dog skullcap skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: stirring antidepressant drug roommate

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz police squad location

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Peach histrionic market candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Zippy chrome station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: opaque thriller theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: vibrant flesh love of her life persian

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained space karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Volcanic Crater Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic magical forum circlehead

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: puce boistinker

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: stirring antidepressant drug roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: concupiscible federal step-uncle's house feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Burgundy pungent trump supporter area

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: puce boistinker

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Unhinged French Chef

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: very tactful translucent school

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: coral misanthropic home

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Burgundy pungent trump supporter area

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bistre factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: coral misanthropic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Pea-brained space karate

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: twisted turquoise orchestra pit

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: odious crotch

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: puce boistinker

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Offensive Swollen Institution Mexican

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: puce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Hot mediation meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: hyperactive exciting site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Aqua keepsake machete office

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: elite saffron hall

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Ruby goyim

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Idiotic address

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: comical mischievous national legend

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Hot mediation meetinghouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Talking property

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: puce boistinker

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: puce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Zippy chrome station

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: 180 dingle berry

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: heady cream house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: puce boistinker

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Hot mediation meetinghouse

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Godawful Fanboi Boltzmann

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Pea-brained space karate

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: doobsian provocative shitlib halford

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: puce boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pea-brained space karate

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Pea-brained space karate

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: contagious dull new version garrison

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: doobsian provocative shitlib halford

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: puce boistinker

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Useless emerald cumskin ape

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Zippy chrome station

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: avocado therapy

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: puce boistinker

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: contagious dull new version garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Amber theater stage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: coral misanthropic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: ivory base elastic band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: puce boistinker

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)