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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Ruddy Aromatic Round Eye Depressive
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
flushed abusive library striped hyena
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Mildly autistic property
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Indigo electric abode pisswyrm
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
yapping aquamarine love of her life
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Carmine rigor
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Charismatic generalized bond
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
bossy karate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
snowy swashbuckling cruise ship cuckold
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Dun toilet seat
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
swollen nursing home dingle berry
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
cocky chapel blood rage
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
slimy turdskin coffee pot
  06/30/25
cr
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
snowy swashbuckling cruise ship cuckold
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Soul-stirring Twisted Idiot
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
swollen nursing home dingle berry
  06/30/25
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Ocher mad cow disease
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
slimy turdskin coffee pot
  06/30/25
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anal mentally impaired sanctuary
  07/01/25
*bussy
passionate indecent kitty cat base
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Carmine rigor
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Buff disgusting den windowlicker
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Excitant bat shit crazy pocket flask
  06/30/25
fuck
Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Buff disgusting den windowlicker
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Ruddy Aromatic Round Eye Depressive
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Soul-stirring Twisted Idiot
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
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Fighting corner
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
mint dysfunction
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Flickering brunch volcanic crater
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Exciting frisky kitty market
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Flickering brunch volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Ocher mad cow disease
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Flickering brunch volcanic crater
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Pontificating Fat Ankles Stag Film
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
galvanic mewling personal credit line
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Bright Juggernaut
  06/30/25
tcr
Ocher mad cow disease
  07/01/25
just jump
Brass wonderful hissy fit orchestra pit
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
...
Marvelous Demanding Hospital Gay Wizard
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
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  06/30/25
wow
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
arousing saffron brethren people who are hurt
  06/30/25
JFC man
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
bossy karate
  06/30/25
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Brass wonderful hissy fit orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action
  06/30/25
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swollen nursing home dingle berry
  06/30/25
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vigorous heaven alpha
  06/30/25
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Lascivious faggotry
  06/30/25
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galvanic mewling personal credit line
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Bright Juggernaut
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
mint dysfunction
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed dopamine rigpig
  07/01/25
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anal mentally impaired sanctuary
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
cyan office halford
  07/01/25
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glittery international law enforcement agency forum
  07/01/25
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Mildly autistic property
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
yapping aquamarine love of her life
  06/30/25
bro
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
...
Bright Juggernaut
  06/30/25
lol
Ocher mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
Slap-happy stage newt
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
At-the-ready locus
  06/30/25
jfc
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
snowy swashbuckling cruise ship cuckold
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
vigorous heaven alpha
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Lascivious faggotry
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Ocher mad cow disease
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
At-the-ready locus
  07/01/25
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Exciting frisky kitty market
  07/01/25
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Lascivious faggotry
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
glittery international law enforcement agency forum
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Burgundy bearded menage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Soul-stirring Twisted Idiot
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action
  06/30/25
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Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/01/25
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aphrodisiac native
  07/01/25
lol
Ocher mad cow disease
  07/01/25
...
Brass wonderful hissy fit orchestra pit
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
180 indian lodge really tough guy
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
dead school
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
metal free-loading meetinghouse
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
scarlet alcoholic gaping
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
multi-colored seedy background story
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
aphrodisiac native
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
titillating turquoise theater stage ladyboy
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Ocher mad cow disease
  07/01/25
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Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
anal mentally impaired sanctuary
  07/01/25
😟
kink-friendly mahogany station place of business
  07/01/25
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shivering trailer park legend
  07/01/25
holy shit
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
aphrodisiac native
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Bateful shrine
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
glittery international law enforcement agency forum
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Carmine rigor
  07/01/25
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Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
glittery international law enforcement agency forum
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
glittery international law enforcement agency forum
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
gay motley plaza community account
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Carmine rigor
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
thriller cobalt university boltzmann
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
anal mentally impaired sanctuary
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Rusted Histrionic Codepig Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/06/25
...
gay motley plaza community account
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
diverse canary stead roommate
  07/06/25
...
Lascivious faggotry
  07/06/25
lol
Ocher mad cow disease
  07/07/25
wow
Learning Disabled Concupiscible National
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Ruddy Aromatic Round Eye Depressive

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: flushed abusive library striped hyena

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic property

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Indigo electric abode pisswyrm

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: yapping aquamarine love of her life

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Carmine rigor

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Charismatic generalized bond

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: bossy karate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: snowy swashbuckling cruise ship cuckold

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Dun toilet seat

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: swollen nursing home dingle berry

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cocky chapel blood rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: slimy turdskin coffee pot

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: snowy swashbuckling cruise ship cuckold

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Twisted Idiot

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: swollen nursing home dingle berry

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: slimy turdskin coffee pot

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: anal mentally impaired sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: passionate indecent kitty cat base

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Carmine rigor

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Buff disgusting den windowlicker

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Excitant bat shit crazy pocket flask

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Buff disgusting den windowlicker

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Ruddy Aromatic Round Eye Depressive

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Twisted Idiot

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Fighting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: mint dysfunction

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Flickering brunch volcanic crater

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting frisky kitty market

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Flickering brunch volcanic crater

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Flickering brunch volcanic crater

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Pontificating Fat Ankles Stag Film

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: galvanic mewling personal credit line

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Bright Juggernaut

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Brass wonderful hissy fit orchestra pit

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Demanding Hospital Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: gay motley plaza community account

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: arousing saffron brethren people who are hurt

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: bossy karate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Brass wonderful hissy fit orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: swollen nursing home dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: vigorous heaven alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Lascivious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: galvanic mewling personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bright Juggernaut

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: mint dysfunction

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: beady-eyed dopamine rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: anal mentally impaired sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: spectacular shimmering church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cyan office halford

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Mildly autistic property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: yapping aquamarine love of her life

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Bright Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy stage newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready locus

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: snowy swashbuckling cruise ship cuckold

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: vigorous heaven alpha

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Lascivious faggotry

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: At-the-ready locus

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Exciting frisky kitty market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Lascivious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency forum

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Burgundy bearded menage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Twisted Idiot

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz misanthropic affirmative action

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Brass wonderful hissy fit orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: 180 indian lodge really tough guy

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: dead school

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: metal free-loading meetinghouse

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: scarlet alcoholic gaping

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: multi-colored seedy background story

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac native

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: titillating turquoise theater stage ladyboy

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: anal mentally impaired sanctuary

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: kink-friendly mahogany station place of business

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: shivering trailer park legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac native

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bateful shrine

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency forum

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Carmine rigor

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency forum

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: glittery international law enforcement agency forum

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: gay motley plaza community account

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Carmine rigor

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: thriller cobalt university boltzmann

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: anal mentally impaired sanctuary

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Rusted Histrionic Codepig Mad-dog Skullcap

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: gay motley plaza community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: diverse canary stead roommate

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Lascivious faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Ocher mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Concupiscible National

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)