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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
aqua turdskin international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Razzle emerald antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
self-absorbed aphrodisiac temple
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Hideous theatre selfie
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Concupiscible french chef site
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Rose vigorous base
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Galvanic hell milk
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
puce love of her life rehab
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Mildly autistic resort electric furnace
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
passionate yapping candlestick maker dilemma
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
sickened hairraiser water buffalo
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Opaque Chad Parlour
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Talented jew
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Supple Lemon Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
cr
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Mildly autistic resort electric furnace
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
ebony blathering goyim theater stage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Opaque Chad Parlour
  06/30/25
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Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
sickened hairraiser water buffalo
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Supple Lemon Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
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Racy Flickering Brunch
  07/01/25
*bussy
dun box office
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Rose vigorous base
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
vermilion internet-worthy personal credit line
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
mint sick principal's office
  06/30/25
fuck
sickened hairraiser water buffalo
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
vermilion internet-worthy personal credit line
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
aqua turdskin international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
sickened hairraiser water buffalo
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
ebony blathering goyim theater stage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
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Cream electric step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
mind-boggling ratface wrinkle
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
citrine fighting abode philosopher-king
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
titillating iridescent school cafeteria
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
citrine fighting abode philosopher-king
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
citrine fighting abode philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
thriller mother
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Hot doctorate
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Copper Heaven Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
tcr
Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/01/25
just jump
Transparent hospital patrolman
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
...
Hyperventilating charcoal hunting ground
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
nofapping chestnut fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
wow
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Vibrant locale trust fund
  06/30/25
JFC man
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
puce love of her life rehab
  06/30/25
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Transparent hospital patrolman
  06/30/25
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sickened hairraiser water buffalo
  06/30/25
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Opaque Chad Parlour
  06/30/25
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Marvelous jewess voyeur
  06/30/25
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Purple market windowlicker
  06/30/25
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Hot doctorate
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Copper Heaven Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
mind-boggling ratface wrinkle
  06/30/25
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impertinent really tough guy police squad
  07/01/25
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Racy Flickering Brunch
  07/01/25
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Snowy regret
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
brilliant sanctuary
  07/01/25
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brass karate cuckold
  07/01/25
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self-absorbed aphrodisiac temple
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Concupiscible french chef site
  06/30/25
bro
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
...
Copper Heaven Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
lol
Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
Trip Shrine
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Sinister Location
  06/30/25
jfc
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Mildly autistic resort electric furnace
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Marvelous jewess voyeur
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Purple market windowlicker
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Sinister Location
  07/01/25
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titillating iridescent school cafeteria
  07/01/25
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Purple market windowlicker
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
brass karate cuckold
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
self-centered rambunctious garrison toilet seat
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
ebony blathering goyim theater stage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
sickened hairraiser water buffalo
  06/30/25
...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/01/25
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At-the-ready Tanning Salon Round Eye
  07/01/25
lol
Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
Transparent hospital patrolman
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Peach Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
honey-headed talking sandwich
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
indigo exhilarant jap half-breed
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Slippery canary native
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
dark stimulating goal in life mediation
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
At-the-ready Tanning Salon Round Eye
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
primrose circlehead toaster
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Racy Flickering Brunch
  07/01/25
😟
histrionic degenerate stag film
  07/01/25
...
Spruce Razzle-dazzle Dingle Berry
  07/01/25
holy shit
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
At-the-ready Tanning Salon Round Eye
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
shimmering national security agency
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
brass karate cuckold
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Rose vigorous base
  07/01/25
...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
brass karate cuckold
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
brass karate cuckold
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
nofapping chestnut fortuitous meteor
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Rose vigorous base
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
exciting clear scourge upon the earth pit
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Racy Flickering Brunch
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
frozen stage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/06/25
...
nofapping chestnut fortuitous meteor
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
painfully honest lay
  07/06/25
...
Purple market windowlicker
  07/06/25
lol
Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks
  07/07/25
wow
Appetizing business firm black woman
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: aqua turdskin international law enforcement agency

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Razzle emerald antidepressant drug

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed aphrodisiac temple

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Hideous theatre selfie

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef site

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Rose vigorous base

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Galvanic hell milk

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: puce love of her life rehab

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mildly autistic resort electric furnace

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: passionate yapping candlestick maker dilemma

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sickened hairraiser water buffalo

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Opaque Chad Parlour

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Talented jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Supple Lemon Organic Girlfriend

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mildly autistic resort electric furnace

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: ebony blathering goyim theater stage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Opaque Chad Parlour

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sickened hairraiser water buffalo

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Supple Lemon Organic Girlfriend

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Racy Flickering Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: dun box office

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Rose vigorous base

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: vermilion internet-worthy personal credit line

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: mint sick principal's office

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sickened hairraiser water buffalo

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: vermilion internet-worthy personal credit line

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: aqua turdskin international law enforcement agency

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sickened hairraiser water buffalo

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: ebony blathering goyim theater stage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cream electric step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface wrinkle

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: citrine fighting abode philosopher-king

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: titillating iridescent school cafeteria

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: citrine fighting abode philosopher-king

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: citrine fighting abode philosopher-king

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: thriller mother

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Hot doctorate

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Copper Heaven Mad Cow Disease

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Transparent hospital patrolman

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Hyperventilating charcoal hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: nofapping chestnut fortuitous meteor

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Vibrant locale trust fund

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: puce love of her life rehab

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Transparent hospital patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: sickened hairraiser water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Opaque Chad Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Marvelous jewess voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Purple market windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Hot doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Copper Heaven Mad Cow Disease

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling ratface wrinkle

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: impertinent really tough guy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Racy Flickering Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Snowy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: brilliant sanctuary

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: brass karate cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed aphrodisiac temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible french chef site

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Copper Heaven Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Trip Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Sinister Location

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Mildly autistic resort electric furnace

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Marvelous jewess voyeur

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Purple market windowlicker

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Sinister Location

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: titillating iridescent school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Purple market windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: brass karate cuckold

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: self-centered rambunctious garrison toilet seat

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: ebony blathering goyim theater stage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sickened hairraiser water buffalo

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: At-the-ready Tanning Salon Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Transparent hospital patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Peach Hairy Legs

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: honey-headed talking sandwich

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: indigo exhilarant jap half-breed

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Slippery canary native

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: dark stimulating goal in life mediation

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready Tanning Salon Round Eye

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: primrose circlehead toaster

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Racy Flickering Brunch

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic degenerate stag film

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Spruce Razzle-dazzle Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready Tanning Salon Round Eye

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: shimmering national security agency

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: brass karate cuckold

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Rose vigorous base

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: brass karate cuckold

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: brass karate cuckold

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: nofapping chestnut fortuitous meteor

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Rose vigorous base

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: exciting clear scourge upon the earth pit

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Racy Flickering Brunch

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: frozen stage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: nofapping chestnut fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: painfully honest lay

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Purple market windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Spectacular Deranged Ape Wagecucks

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing business firm black woman

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)