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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
claret slap-happy immigrant
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
fuchsia hairraiser house
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
translucent mexican
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Unhinged Plum Center Elastic Band
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Sepia kitty
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Azure azn
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
razzle dull therapy
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Rough-skinned Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
comical well-lubricated tattoo
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Irradiated Windowlicker
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
awkward swashbuckling corner black woman
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
heady ruby filthpig state
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Exhilarant old irish cottage plaza
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Multi-colored Principal's Office Rigpig
  06/30/25
cr
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
comical well-lubricated tattoo
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Grizzly Aphrodisiac Messiness Business Firm
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
heady ruby filthpig state
  06/30/25
...
Electric Stag Film
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
awkward swashbuckling corner black woman
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Multi-colored Principal's Office Rigpig
  06/30/25
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Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle
  07/01/25
*bussy
Mildly autistic flickering site weed whacker
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Azure azn
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Onyx Pungent Community Account Stead
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dashing base
  06/30/25
fuck
awkward swashbuckling corner black woman
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Onyx Pungent Community Account Stead
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
claret slap-happy immigrant
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
awkward swashbuckling corner black woman
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Grizzly Aphrodisiac Messiness Business Firm
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
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Deranged theatre
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Passionate jap jewess
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Marvelous Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
180 copper office
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Marvelous Cruise Ship
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Electric Stag Film
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Marvelous Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
hyperactive party of the first part pocket flask
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Gay fragrant dilemma
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Laughsome autistic halford juggernaut
  06/30/25
tcr
Electric Stag Film
  07/01/25
just jump
Metal telephone
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
...
Histrionic lettuce
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Trip Gold Liquid Oxygen Nursing Home
  06/30/25
wow
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
floppy know-it-all temple
  06/30/25
JFC man
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Rough-skinned Fortuitous Meteor
  06/30/25
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Metal telephone
  06/30/25
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awkward swashbuckling corner black woman
  06/30/25
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heady ruby filthpig state
  06/30/25
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Sable stage
  06/30/25
...
Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur
  06/30/25
...
Gay fragrant dilemma
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Laughsome autistic halford juggernaut
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Passionate jap jewess
  06/30/25
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Glittery mad cow disease national
  07/01/25
...
Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle
  07/01/25
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godawful theater french chef
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
judgmental police squad stock car
  07/01/25
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Bearded prole
  07/01/25
...
translucent mexican
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Sepia kitty
  06/30/25
bro
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
...
Laughsome autistic halford juggernaut
  06/30/25
lol
Electric Stag Film
  07/01/25
...
Excitant saffron circlehead
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
jade dragon market
  06/30/25
jfc
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
comical well-lubricated tattoo
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Sable stage
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Electric Stag Film
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
jade dragon market
  07/01/25
...
180 copper office
  07/01/25
...
Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Bearded prole
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
thriller marketing idea menage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Grizzly Aphrodisiac Messiness Business Firm
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
awkward swashbuckling corner black woman
  06/30/25
...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/01/25
...
Poppy ticket booth
  07/01/25
lol
Electric Stag Film
  07/01/25
...
Metal telephone
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Nubile field dopamine
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Lavender mewling blood rage locus
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting Ceo
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
insanely creepy garrison
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
burgundy charismatic knife kitchen
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Poppy ticket booth
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
useless area
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Electric Stag Film
  07/01/25
...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle
  07/01/25
😟
vivacious stage gunner
  07/01/25
...
Glassy School Double Fault
  07/01/25
holy shit
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Poppy ticket booth
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Bright roast beef piazza
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Bearded prole
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Azure azn
  07/01/25
...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Bearded prole
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Bearded prole
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Trip Gold Liquid Oxygen Nursing Home
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Azure azn
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Chest-beating rambunctious idea he suggested preventive strike
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Jet-lagged Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/06/25
...
Trip Gold Liquid Oxygen Nursing Home
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Sticky aromatic dysfunction
  07/06/25
...
Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur
  07/06/25
lol
Electric Stag Film
  07/07/25
wow
Concupiscible keepsake machete background story
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: claret slap-happy immigrant

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: fuchsia hairraiser house

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: translucent mexican

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Unhinged Plum Center Elastic Band

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sepia kitty

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Azure azn

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: razzle dull therapy

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fortuitous Meteor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: comical well-lubricated tattoo

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Irradiated Windowlicker

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling corner black woman

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: heady ruby filthpig state

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant old irish cottage plaza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Principal's Office Rigpig

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: comical well-lubricated tattoo

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Grizzly Aphrodisiac Messiness Business Firm

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: heady ruby filthpig state

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling corner black woman

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Principal's Office Rigpig

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Mildly autistic flickering site weed whacker

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Azure azn

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Onyx Pungent Community Account Stead

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dashing base

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling corner black woman

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Onyx Pungent Community Account Stead

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: claret slap-happy immigrant

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling corner black woman

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Grizzly Aphrodisiac Messiness Business Firm

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Deranged theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Passionate jap jewess

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Cruise Ship

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: 180 copper office

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Marvelous Cruise Ship

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Marvelous Cruise Ship

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hyperactive party of the first part pocket flask

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Gay fragrant dilemma

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Laughsome autistic halford juggernaut

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Metal telephone

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Histrionic lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Trip Gold Liquid Oxygen Nursing Home

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: floppy know-it-all temple

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fortuitous Meteor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Metal telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling corner black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: heady ruby filthpig state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Sable stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Gay fragrant dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome autistic halford juggernaut

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Passionate jap jewess

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Glittery mad cow disease national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: godawful theater french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: judgmental police squad stock car

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Bearded prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: translucent mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sepia kitty

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Laughsome autistic halford juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Excitant saffron circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: jade dragon market

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: comical well-lubricated tattoo

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Sable stage

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: jade dragon market

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: 180 copper office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Bearded prole

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: thriller marketing idea menage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Grizzly Aphrodisiac Messiness Business Firm

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: awkward swashbuckling corner black woman

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Poppy ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Metal telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Nubile field dopamine

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Lavender mewling blood rage locus

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse Famous Landscape Painting Ceo

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy garrison

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: burgundy charismatic knife kitchen

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: useless area

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vivacious stage gunner

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Glassy School Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Poppy ticket booth

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bright roast beef piazza

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Bearded prole

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Azure azn

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Bearded prole

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Bearded prole

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Trip Gold Liquid Oxygen Nursing Home

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Azure azn

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Chest-beating rambunctious idea he suggested preventive strike

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Cerebral Shrine Wrinkle

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Step-uncle's House Striped Hyena

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Trip Gold Liquid Oxygen Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Sticky aromatic dysfunction

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Ruddy High-end Tanning Salon Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Electric Stag Film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible keepsake machete background story

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)