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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

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She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
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Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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No. My dad did once.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Vengeful Thriller Laser Beams

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Thriller Laser Beams

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: light goyim roommate

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious becky

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Comical hyperactive selfie dysfunction

(millenial problems)

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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious becky



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Kink-friendly step-uncle's house crotch

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy burgundy range deer antler

180000000000

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Jet newt

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Temple

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Sadistic Temple

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sadistic Temple

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling erotic toaster legal warrant

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867767)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Cuckold Factory Reset Button

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Dashing turquoise main people

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Wonderful Native Gay Wizard

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Sadistic Temple

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: provocative rambunctious becky



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Puce Mischievous Volcanic Crater Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: blathering reading party

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Curious den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good misanthropic prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Marvelous associate wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Violent gold famous landscape painting

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: haunting sapphire office scourge upon the earth

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: crimson mentally impaired useless brakes haunted graveyard

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: crimson mentally impaired useless brakes haunted graveyard

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Clear Market Puppy

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: haunting sapphire office scourge upon the earth

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Vengeful Thriller Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: pearl heaven

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Curious den

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Sadistic Temple

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Dashing turquoise main people

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: aqua diverse field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: aqua diverse field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: provocative rambunctious becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Marvelous associate wagecucks

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy burgundy range deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: mint alcoholic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: talented church kitty cat

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Racy institution roast beef

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Racy institution roast beef

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Scarlet Striped Hyena Plaza

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Flirting judgmental therapy

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Jet newt

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Jet newt

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: flesh laughsome codepig black woman

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: flesh laughsome codepig black woman

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: sienna stage dog poop

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: bearded histrionic halford rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Twisted People Who Are Hurt

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: overrated alpha stage

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Arousing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: well-lubricated chrome forum sweet tailpipe

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Cracking set party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213400)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Big juggernaut

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Boyish Spruce Hell

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Chestnut mood

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Mewling Trust Fund School Cafeteria

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Vivacious Carnelian Cuckold Factory Reset Button



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Translucent Base Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Arousing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse yapping blood rage school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Dashing turquoise main people

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: bearded histrionic halford rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id.#42929195)