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Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final) ...
Hairraiser Sable Heaven Windowlicker
  06/11/22
Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carl...
Heady internet-worthy candlestick maker juggernaut
  06/11/22
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nubile principal's office kitty cat
  06/11/22
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Hairraiser Sable Heaven Windowlicker
  06/11/22
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Obsidian galvanic school cafeteria
  06/11/22
Obviously it’s la cucaracha His clientele is all ob...
nubile principal's office kitty cat
  06/11/22
Love it brother, will run these during Piolin
Hairraiser Sable Heaven Windowlicker
  06/11/22
He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets i...
nubile principal's office kitty cat
  06/11/22
anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little ...
Ebony home
  06/11/22
https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-...
nubile principal's office kitty cat
  06/11/22
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Heady internet-worthy candlestick maker juggernaut
  06/11/22
Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex.
Heady internet-worthy candlestick maker juggernaut
  06/12/22
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goy orbison
  12/05/25


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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sable Heaven Windowlicker

Got a few workshopping at the moment: (these are not final)

🎶If you do a crashy crashy and you want a guy who's flashy

Call *honk* *honk* (firm name) attorney at law 🎶

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This one is to the tune of "Call me maybe" but also is legally protected parody

🎶Hey I just crashed oops, my neck is painful

Now I'm calling (firm name) law firm baby🎶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667643)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:57 PM
Author: Heady internet-worthy candlestick maker juggernaut

Love the call me maybe parody brother. Maybe I can get Carly Rae Jepsen to actually do the commercial, I can afford it, I’m rich lol. Maybe pay her a bit extra for a MFF threesome with my wife. I have sex with my wife, a lot. My wife and I have sexual intercourse a lot. We have sex. Sometimes we invite other females lol. Threesomes. Sex. I will invite Carly Rae Jepsen for the threesome. Email me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667695)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: nubile principal's office kitty cat



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sable Heaven Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667713)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:07 PM
Author: Obsidian galvanic school cafeteria



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: nubile principal's office kitty cat

Obviously it’s la cucaracha

His clientele is all obese Mexicans.

La cucaracha, la cucaracha

The cockroach, the cockroach

ya no puede caminar

can’t walk anymore

porque le falta, porque no tiene

because it’s missing, because it doesn’t have

una pata para andar.

a leg to walk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667669)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sable Heaven Windowlicker

Love it brother, will run these during Piolin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667674)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:55 PM
Author: nubile principal's office kitty cat

He can then hand out fake cockroaches to everyone he meets irl, and they will remember him even years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667687)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Ebony home

anthropomorphized giant cockroach plushies with tiny little briefcases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667699)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: nubile principal's office kitty cat

https://www.amazon.com/waiforu-Cockroach-Lifelike-Halloween-Tricking/dp/B09337CYY6/

Put one into a potential clients hand or on their shoulder and act freaked out when you see it.

When tied into the la cucaracha jingle blasted on the airwaves it’ll be unforgettable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44667717)



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Date: June 11th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Heady internet-worthy candlestick maker juggernaut



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Date: June 12th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: Heady internet-worthy candlestick maker juggernaut

Just banged my wife. I am so 180 and have a lot of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#44671033)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: goy orbison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5128790&forum_id=2...id.#49486250)