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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Gay Toilet Seat u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Unhinged excitant dilemma doctorate they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Gay Toilet Seat sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Odious place of business 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: olive messiness FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: Irradiated fat ankles set Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Big crimson digit ratio tattoo Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Electric theater stage becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Odious place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: mint hall "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: fear-inspiring area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: mint hall How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: mint hall How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: mint hall Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: spectacular parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: naked site You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: mint hall Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: olive messiness jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Odious place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Swashbuckling infuriating stage At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Electric theater stage becky "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Gay Toilet Seat this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Unhinged excitant dilemma doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: mint hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Gay Toilet Seat it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: flushed piazza wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Flirting turquoise candlestick maker sanctuary you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: spectacular parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: exhilarant idea he suggested alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Talking black hominid orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: buff cracking nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Histrionic light sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: purple thriller plaza People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Talking black hominid orchestra pit No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Irradiated fat ankles set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed motley station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: fear-inspiring area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Appetizing crotch abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: mint hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Splenetic faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: arousing scarlet office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Self-absorbed motley station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Odious place of business we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: Odious place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: spectacular parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: racy wine toaster Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: beady-eyed forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: heady green public bath stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: spectacular parlour Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Sienna 180 Gaping She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Boyish Chocolate Garrison It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Charismatic field generalized bond "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: Diverse Bespoke French Chef Marketing Idea How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle canary parlor circlehead Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Sinister up-to-no-good point trust fund Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: naked site Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Misanthropic maroon resort windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: olive messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: mint hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Odious place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: Odious place of business humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: impressive ultramarine roast beef ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451) |