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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
soul-stirring mewling lay
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
exhilarant useless brakes cumskin
  04/05/26
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cobalt telephone parlor
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
soul-stirring mewling lay
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
soul-stirring mewling lay
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
exhilarant useless brakes cumskin
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Odious puce persian kitty
  04/05/26
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Bistre vivacious circlehead hell
  04/05/26
Lol
red curious station
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Aphrodisiac ruby stain center
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
soul-stirring mewling lay
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Aphrodisiac ruby stain center
  04/05/26
...
exhilarant useless brakes cumskin
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
pungent party of the first part
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
cobalt telephone parlor
  04/05/26
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Razzle-dazzle faggotry stead
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
beady-eyed crimson institution gaming laptop
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Floppy business firm mexican
  04/05/26
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Topaz parlour
  04/05/26
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Cowardly lascivious fanboi home
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
iridescent impertinent school candlestick maker
  04/05/26
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Heady dopamine cuck
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
soul-stirring mewling lay
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
iridescent impertinent school candlestick maker
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
carnelian rigor national
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
stirring maize macaca puppy
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
embarrassed to the bone theater stage
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Jet dragon halford
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Tantric Exciting Stock Car
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
yellow garrison
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
stirring maize macaca puppy
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Jet dragon halford
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
yellow garrison
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Topaz parlour
  04/05/26
...
exhilarant useless brakes cumskin
  04/05/26
...
Fishy glittery address
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
carnelian rigor national
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
yellow garrison
  04/05/26
...
Bistre vivacious circlehead hell
  04/05/26
...
Bistre vivacious circlehead hell
  04/05/26
...
Costumed fighting gas station
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Costumed fighting gas station
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Shimmering big hairy legs idiot
  04/05/26
...
exhilarant useless brakes cumskin
  04/05/26
...
Odious puce persian kitty
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
racy ocher weed whacker
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
soul-stirring mewling lay
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
carnelian rigor national
  04/05/26
...
yellow garrison
  04/05/26
...
Sticky harsh space
  04/06/26
Pls respond
adventurous cerise state
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Odious puce persian kitty
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
soul-stirring mewling lay
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring mewling lay

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: exhilarant useless brakes cumskin

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: cobalt telephone parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: soul-stirring mewling lay

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring mewling lay

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: exhilarant useless brakes cumskin

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Odious puce persian kitty

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Bistre vivacious circlehead hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: red curious station

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruby stain center

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring mewling lay

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruby stain center

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: exhilarant useless brakes cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: pungent party of the first part

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: cobalt telephone parlor

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle faggotry stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed crimson institution gaming laptop

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Floppy business firm mexican

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Topaz parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Cowardly lascivious fanboi home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: iridescent impertinent school candlestick maker

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Heady dopamine cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring mewling lay

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: iridescent impertinent school candlestick maker

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: carnelian rigor national

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: stirring maize macaca puppy

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone theater stage

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Jet dragon halford

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Tantric Exciting Stock Car

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: yellow garrison

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: stirring maize macaca puppy

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Jet dragon halford

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: yellow garrison

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Topaz parlour

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: exhilarant useless brakes cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Fishy glittery address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: carnelian rigor national

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: yellow garrison

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bistre vivacious circlehead hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bistre vivacious circlehead hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Costumed fighting gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Costumed fighting gas station

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Shimmering big hairy legs idiot

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: exhilarant useless brakes cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Odious puce persian kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: racy ocher weed whacker

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring mewling lay

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: carnelian rigor national

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: yellow garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Sticky harsh space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: adventurous cerise state

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Odious puce persian kitty

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring mewling lay

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49812165)