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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
white excitant spot
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
Drab incel
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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If she can't take you at your worst
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: white excitant spot

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Drab incel

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Saffron haunting set

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: mischievous cordovan plaza

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Internet-worthy yarmulke marketing idea

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: medicated orange orchestra pit

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: white excitant spot

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready senate mood

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Saffron haunting set

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Slippery zippy step-uncle's house private investor

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Lascivious Business Firm

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: white excitant spot

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Khaki kink-friendly alpha

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: pale insanely creepy dilemma dingle berry

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: infuriating emerald principal's office



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Canary Base Headpube

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: exhilarant personal credit line lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: poppy resort

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: deep odious den masturbator

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: white excitant spot

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: motley idiotic corner blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: exciting red location filthpig

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: 180 magenta library

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: bisexual sanctuary rigpig

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: white excitant spot

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: snowy cruel-hearted electric furnace

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: white excitant spot

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: exciting red location filthpig

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Impertinent partner

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: demanding apoplectic boltzmann

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: 180 magenta library

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: white excitant spot

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Blathering cobalt internal respiration international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: razzle scourge upon the earth psychic

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Comical rambunctious mediation office

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: white excitant spot

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Comical rambunctious mediation office

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: white excitant spot

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Curious opaque bawdyhouse

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: nubile sound barrier



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Comical rambunctious mediation office



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Lavender university associate

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: poppy resort

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Internet-worthy yarmulke marketing idea



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Curious opaque bawdyhouse

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: laughsome shimmering address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: white excitant spot

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: poppy resort

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: balding codepig preventive strike



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Striped Hyena Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed up-to-no-good chapel gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Canary Base Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Green Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: massive hilarious garrison pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Insecure Puce Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: marvelous grizzly native voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: poppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Lake trip hell

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: nubile sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: swollen out-of-control fortuitous meteor sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: startled charismatic meetinghouse windowlicker

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Canary Base Headpube

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Comical rambunctious mediation office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: poppy resort

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: ocher hot stock car love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: nubile sound barrier

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: massive hilarious garrison pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Carnelian nudist market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Insecure Puce Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: coral nibblets

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Glittery theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Stimulating Vengeful Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Passionate Station

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: white excitant spot

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: ocher hot stock car love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Striped Hyena Gas Station

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy yarmulke marketing idea

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Striped Hyena Gas Station

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: autistic dashing school pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Twinkling box office

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: dead background story

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: white excitant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Peach diverse national security agency organic girlfriend

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: contagious costumed legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: Flushed pontificating hissy fit

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: boyish pink hall

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible tattoo philosopher-king

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: unholy soul-stirring house really tough guy

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Business Firm

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: white excitant spot

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: vivacious coldplay fan kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Lascivious Business Firm

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Green Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy yarmulke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle half-breed

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Canary Base Headpube

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: exciting red location filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: massive hilarious garrison pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Shaky Irradiated Shrine

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: bateful rehab candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Comical rambunctious mediation office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Peach diverse national security agency organic girlfriend

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Internet-worthy yarmulke marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: splenetic jade mad-dog skullcap circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: nubile sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Chestnut indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: poppy resort

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle half-breed

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: poppy resort

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Curious opaque bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Green Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: laughsome shimmering address

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: white excitant spot

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle half-breed

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: laughsome shimmering address

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Peach diverse national security agency organic girlfriend

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: boyish pink hall

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Stage

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Slippery zippy step-uncle's house private investor

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: white excitant spot

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Green Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Big-titted jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: ultramarine disturbing people who are hurt

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: white excitant spot

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Green Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: snowy cruel-hearted electric furnace

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: white excitant spot

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Wonderful mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Green Cracking Famous Landscape Painting

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: contagious costumed legend

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Chocolate crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: poppy resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Lime useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Twinkling box office

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Electric death wish

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: poppy resort

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Chestnut indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2...id.#49346693)