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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
violet provocative feces
  06/30/25
wow lol
Milky Church Corn Cake
  06/30/25
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Out-of-control sanctuary degenerate
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Milky Church Corn Cake
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
violet provocative feces
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Fiercely-loyal Diverse Point
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
violet provocative feces
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
citrine marvelous hunting ground dragon
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
House-broken Police Squad Locus
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Milky Church Corn Cake
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
motley dog poop heaven
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
violet provocative feces
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
House-broken Police Squad Locus
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
passionate henna box office lettuce
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Milky Church Corn Cake
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
violet provocative feces
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Chartreuse casino
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Contagious house
  06/30/25
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histrionic mad cow disease indirect expression
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Vigorous effete hell
  06/30/25
...
violet provocative feces
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
poppy cerebral site shitlib
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Irradiated Antidepressant Drug
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
flirting messiness
  06/30/25
...
motley dog poop heaven
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
passionate henna box office lettuce
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
adulterous internet-worthy school cafeteria
  07/01/25
...
Irradiated Antidepressant Drug
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
odious azn business firm
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
sable party of the first part
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Razzle turquoise sweet tailpipe
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Charismatic Saffron Roommate
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
Deep mediation plaza
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Clear Foreskin
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: violet provocative feces

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Milky Church Corn Cake

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Out-of-control sanctuary degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Milky Church Corn Cake

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: violet provocative feces

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Diverse Point

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: violet provocative feces

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: citrine marvelous hunting ground dragon

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: House-broken Police Squad Locus

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Milky Church Corn Cake

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: motley dog poop heaven

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: violet provocative feces

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: House-broken Police Squad Locus

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: passionate henna box office lettuce

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Milky Church Corn Cake

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: violet provocative feces

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Chartreuse casino

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Contagious house

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: histrionic mad cow disease indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Vigorous effete hell

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: violet provocative feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: poppy cerebral site shitlib

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Irradiated Antidepressant Drug

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: flirting messiness

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: motley dog poop heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: passionate henna box office lettuce

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: adulterous internet-worthy school cafeteria

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Irradiated Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: odious azn business firm

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: sable party of the first part

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Razzle turquoise sweet tailpipe

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Charismatic Saffron Roommate

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Deep mediation plaza

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Clear Foreskin

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2...id.#49065360)