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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Light state hominid
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
painfully honest international law enforcement agency
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
titillating abode
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OP is JM
arrogant trust fund
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
Twinkling cerebral wrinkle whorehouse
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
Beady-eyed Crusty Masturbator Corn Cake
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Light state hominid
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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odious free-loading national alpha
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
Indigo startled patrolman
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Light state hominid

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Bronze Arousing Faggotry Ratface

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Marvelous medicated orchestra pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready market hunting ground



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: painfully honest international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Lilac Useless Stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Irate parlor



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: ivory hairy legs pozpig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Bossy citrine point



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: comical turquoise dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring den stain



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: gay bateful property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: painfully honest international law enforcement agency

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: titillating abode

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: arrogant trust fund

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: chartreuse racy space

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Light state hominid

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Excitant locus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Underhanded Aqua Rehab Goyim

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: chartreuse racy space



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Provocative Know-it-all Pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: razzle erotic hall double fault



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: comical turquoise dog poop



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: gay bateful property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: at-the-ready market hunting ground



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Twinkling cerebral wrinkle whorehouse

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Crusty Masturbator Corn Cake

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Light state hominid

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Irate parlor

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: vigorous dilemma

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Bossy citrine point

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Vivacious clear clown



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: odious free-loading national alpha



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Indigo startled patrolman

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Light state hominid

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: at-the-ready market hunting ground



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: gay bateful property



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Excitant locus



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Histrionic Brilliant Corner Chad



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: chartreuse racy space



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