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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
180 Step-uncle's House
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
Vigorous bespoke ladyboy brethren
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
Pea-brained crackhouse
  05/13/26
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Chocolate irradiated point travel guidebook
  05/13/26
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yapping sinister headpube
  05/13/26
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Exhilarant Kitchen Pervert
  05/13/26
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red multi-colored locus puppy
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
vermilion alcoholic heaven legal warrant
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
180 Step-uncle's House
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
vermilion alcoholic heaven legal warrant
  05/13/26
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yapping sinister headpube
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Slap-happy Jet-lagged Philosopher-king
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
Peach adventurous lodge keepsake machete
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
mind-boggling cobalt trump supporter
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
yapping sinister headpube
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
Irate background story school
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
Cyan diverse stage
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
unholy ivory stage cuck
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
Irate background story school
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
Pale scourge upon the earth
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: 180 Step-uncle's House

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Vigorous bespoke ladyboy brethren

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained crackhouse

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Chocolate irradiated point travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: yapping sinister headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Kitchen Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884671)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: red multi-colored locus puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49885128)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: vermilion alcoholic heaven legal warrant

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: 180 Step-uncle's House

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: vermilion alcoholic heaven legal warrant

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: yapping sinister headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Slap-happy Jet-lagged Philosopher-king

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Peach adventurous lodge keepsake machete

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling cobalt trump supporter

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: yapping sinister headpube

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Irate background story school

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Cyan diverse stage

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: unholy ivory stage cuck

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Irate background story school

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Pale scourge upon the earth

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2...id.#49885250)