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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Chestnut Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration
  06/03/25
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heady charcoal windowlicker dilemma
  06/04/25
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boyish filthy queen of the night
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Adventurous Kitchen Telephone
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Indigo gaming laptop hairy legs
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Flatulent ultramarine pisswyrm
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Scarlet godawful knife den
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
arousing lilac indian lodge dragon
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Mischievous thirsty market
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
frozen unholy trump supporter
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Concupiscible hot business firm
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Sick Duck-like Antidepressant Drug
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Crystalline odious jew
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Appetizing twinkling really tough guy
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Multi-colored black dog poop
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Sick Duck-like Antidepressant Drug
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
smoky beta library
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
Arrogant place of business selfie
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Insane messiness box office
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Scarlet godawful knife den
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
anal marketing idea
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Insane messiness box office
  06/04/25
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heady charcoal windowlicker dilemma
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Mischievous thirsty market
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
lascivious bipolar becky university
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
smoky beta library
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Mustard Histrionic Idiot
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Fragrant orange stage ratface
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Chestnut Aphrodisiac Internal Respiration

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: heady charcoal windowlicker dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: boyish filthy queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Adventurous Kitchen Telephone

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Indigo gaming laptop hairy legs

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Flatulent ultramarine pisswyrm

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Scarlet godawful knife den

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: arousing lilac indian lodge dragon

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Mischievous thirsty market

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: frozen unholy trump supporter

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Concupiscible hot business firm

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Sick Duck-like Antidepressant Drug

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Crystalline odious jew

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Appetizing twinkling really tough guy

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored black dog poop

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Sick Duck-like Antidepressant Drug

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: smoky beta library

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: Arrogant place of business selfie

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Insane messiness box office

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Scarlet godawful knife den

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: anal marketing idea

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Insane messiness box office

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: heady charcoal windowlicker dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Mischievous thirsty market

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: lascivious bipolar becky university

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: smoky beta library

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Razzle rough-skinned athletic conference institution

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Mustard Histrionic Idiot

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Fragrant orange stage ratface

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986845)