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So Protestants just never go to confession? As long as they’re “sorry”?

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Costumed community account
  07/10/25
They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so...
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/10/25
Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good rit...
Costumed community account
  07/10/25
It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord C...
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/10/25
I understand it is a sacrament.
Costumed community account
  07/10/25
? jews confess once a year
odious digit ratio
  07/10/25
Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting ...
Costumed community account
  07/10/25
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dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/10/25
Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still workin...
maroon site fortuitous meteor
  07/10/25
You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been...
Costumed community account
  07/10/25
Enjoy hell, kike
maroon site fortuitous meteor
  07/10/25
it's also a powerful means of social control that the priest...
painfully honest puppy
  07/11/25
sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing
Costumed community account
  07/11/25
their "confession" takes place during invitation t...
Dark azn
  07/11/25
true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decad...
Sooty main people sweet tailpipe
  07/10/25
The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scanda...
Costumed community account
  07/10/25
sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rat...
Sooty main people sweet tailpipe
  07/10/25
“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the ...
Costumed community account
  07/10/25
i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in...
Sooty main people sweet tailpipe
  07/10/25
It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up an...
Costumed community account
  07/10/25
ty. regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a mark...
Sooty main people sweet tailpipe
  07/10/25
it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you on...
Grizzly Market Pocket Flask
  07/11/25
absurd!
Trip pearly filthpig
  07/11/25
My theory is that with the direction society has been going ...
vibrant brilliant station
  07/11/25
....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"
avocado thriller becky jap
  07/11/25
Extremely jewish thread
maroon site fortuitous meteor
  07/10/25
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Grizzly Market Pocket Flask
  07/10/25
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razzmatazz macaca
  07/10/25
Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there i...
Hateful menage gaming laptop
  07/11/25
For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/11/25
Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants alm...
floppy windowlicker
  07/11/25
And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reco...
floppy windowlicker
  07/11/25
Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confessio...
Costumed community account
  07/11/25
You are misreading the CCC. 1452
floppy windowlicker
  07/11/25
Total Depravity tp
hyperactive filthy double fault twinkling uncleanness
  07/11/25
I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales dir...
Bipolar hospital son of senegal
  07/11/25
Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was j...
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/11/25
Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from th...
Bipolar hospital son of senegal
  07/11/25
I'm orthodox
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/11/25
I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos ...
Bipolar hospital son of senegal
  07/11/25
Yeah we get along great with prots imo
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/11/25
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Ocher Hairraiser Boistinker Pit
  07/11/25
Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encourage...
Sable Codepig
  07/11/25
Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a met...
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/11/25
Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky...
razzle-dazzle pontificating indian lodge hissy fit
  07/11/25
Thanks having a lot of fun
dashing yellow legend parlour
  07/11/25
...
floppy windowlicker
  07/11/25
what about communion?
Walnut center athletic conference
  07/11/25
Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups whic...
razzle-dazzle pontificating indian lodge hissy fit
  07/11/25
You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.
floppy windowlicker
  07/11/25
Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.
comical buck-toothed fanboi boiling water
  07/11/25
why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in prote...
Costumed community account
  07/11/25
Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think...
Hateful menage gaming laptop
  07/11/25
protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a...
avocado thriller becky jap
  07/11/25
It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.
comical buck-toothed fanboi boiling water
  07/11/25
They're called "accountability groups," hth
Concupiscible dog poop
  07/11/25
the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughte...
lemon gunner foreskin
  07/11/25
you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't ju...
Costumed community account
  07/11/25
ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who s...
lemon gunner foreskin
  07/11/25
none of the catholics i know do it either
Clear Electric Sandwich
  07/11/25
extremely fair counter point
Costumed community account
  07/11/25


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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Costumed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092074)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

They don't have priests. Everyone in the church is laity, so there is no real means of confession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092078)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Costumed community account

Seems a little too easy tbh. Having to confess is a good ritual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092084)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

It's not a ritual. It's direct succession back to the Lord Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092092)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Costumed community account

I understand it is a sacrament.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092098)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: odious digit ratio

?

jews confess once a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092117)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Costumed community account

Hopefully they start with confessing their sin of rejecting the New Covenant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092126)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092154)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: maroon site fortuitous meteor

Did you confess that you’re a kike yet or still working on it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092133)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Costumed community account

You don’t have to confess that after you’ve been baptized into the RCC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092153)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: maroon site fortuitous meteor

Enjoy hell, kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092155)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: painfully honest puppy

it's also a powerful means of social control that the priests had over the laity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092691)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Costumed community account

sacerdotalism has been a mixed blessing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092751)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Dark azn

their "confession" takes place during invitation to the altar/stage, where they "rededicate" themselves to God (prots making-do without proper sacraments)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092349)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Sooty main people sweet tailpipe

true, but they also get points for not masterminding a decades-long global child rape coverup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092128)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Costumed community account

The rate of molestation in the Catholic Church, while scandalous, was at a rate less than that of Protestant religions, far less than in judiaism, and less than that in the general population. The RCC has been an easy target and has received 99% of the criticism and press attention for something that is more prevalent in other religions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092150)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Sooty main people sweet tailpipe

sure, man. the group with all the latinos has the lowest rates of child molestation. in any case, what separates the catholic church from the others is the existence of centralized knowledge of and power to correct the abuses, which assets were instead used to a conduct a pederast shell game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092159)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Costumed community account

“Yes Protestants molest kids at a higher rate but the Catholic Church is centralized!”

If thats convincing to you good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092164)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Sooty main people sweet tailpipe

i dispute that claim as well, fwiw. i would be interested in seeing it documented though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092170)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Costumed community account

It’s in a book I have at home I’ll look it up and post it tomorrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092176)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Sooty main people sweet tailpipe

ty.

regardless, i continue to maintain there’s a marked difference between child abusers existing in various proportions (of whatever rank) among religions and those abusers essentially being abetted in their crimes throughout a given organization’s hierarchy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092189)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Grizzly Market Pocket Flask

it might be possible with some statistics wizardry if you only count cruddy evangelical denominations

it'd be absurd to say that lutherans or presbies are molesting more than catholics though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092217)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Trip pearly filthpig

absurd!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092642)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: vibrant brilliant station

My theory is that with the direction society has been going and moving away from religious institutions many normal ish types that a century ago might have entered the priesthood would never entertain that now. Homosexuals were always present in the church structure, but the real men that kept them in check were no longer there (circa Vatican ii but really before that) and so the fags ran amok. At that point it with gays in charge and free access to young boys they did what they do. That said, it's a 2000 year old institution so of course shit gets off the rails from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49093088)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: avocado thriller becky jap

....so the fags ran amok. who just joined?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49093735)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: maroon site fortuitous meteor

Extremely jewish thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092132)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Grizzly Market Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092205)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092148)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: Hateful menage gaming laptop

Protestants confess their sins to God, and generally there is an option to confess to a pastor as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092339)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

For sure man and the grape juice is the blood of christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092496)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: floppy windowlicker

Baptists are not traditional Protestants and Protestants almost exclusively use wine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092598)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: floppy windowlicker

And Roman Catholics won’t even say confession and reconciliation is necessary for salvation (they say that for baptism and communion — the two sacraments recognized by most Protestants).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092596)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: Costumed community account

Catholic teaching is the opposite - Reconciliation/confession/penance is absolutely necessary for the forgiveness of mortal sins, which is necessary for eternal life.

Just look up "Penance and Reconciliation" in the index Catholic Catechism and see the many references to where this is established. There are too many references to count.

https://usccb.cld.bz/Catechism-of-the-Catholic-Church/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092721)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: floppy windowlicker

You are misreading the CCC. 1452

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49095060)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 AM
Author: hyperactive filthy double fault twinkling uncleanness

Total Depravity tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092346)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Bipolar hospital son of senegal

I’ve no need of the kiddie diddling regional sales director for Pederasts International Inc. to intermediate between me and god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092511)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

Yeah the father didn't even need to send his son. That was just a symbolic gesture too really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092524)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Bipolar hospital son of senegal

Papal bootlicker. The Catholic Church that I can see from the far edge of my property and that sits across the street from my Presbyterian church actively participated in the transfer and concealment of child molesters as late as the 2010s. Why would I ever bring my family to such a place, much less support it financially?

But hey, if your family’s spiritual needs are best met by a group of sexually deviant men who forsake, and so cannot understand, family, then you do you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092531)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

I'm orthodox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092533)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Bipolar hospital son of senegal

I know nothing about your doctrine, but you Greek churchmos throw a great street fair. Amazing feta stuffed olives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092544)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

Yeah we get along great with prots imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092548)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Ocher Hairraiser Boistinker Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092597)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Sable Codepig

Presbyterians have confession every Sunday and are encouraged to confess in prayer consistently. We just don’t need intermediaries like Catholics.

Baptists and charismatic denominations don’t emphasize confession but I imagine they do as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092568)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

Yeah who needs an intermediate? John 14:6 is also just a metaphor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092570)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pontificating indian lodge hissy fit

Incredible synergy with your moniker itt with all the snarky comebacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092579)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: dashing yellow legend parlour

Thanks having a lot of fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092584)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: floppy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092638)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Walnut center athletic conference

what about communion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092585)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle pontificating indian lodge hissy fit

Transubstantiation is a Catholic thing. Even the groups which take the Bible literally (eg Church of Christ) do not take that whole passage to mean they will eat the literal flesh of Christ. For them communion is symbolic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092592)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: floppy windowlicker

You left out the vast middle of spiritual presence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092639)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: comical buck-toothed fanboi boiling water

Protestants will offer communion to Catholics. It is nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092685)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Costumed community account

why is that nuts? its just a 'remembrance ceremony' in protestantism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092754)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Hateful menage gaming laptop

Confessional lutherans believe in the real presence. I think Anglicans and Methodists do as well.

Confessional lutherans also have the doctrine of practicing closed communion. In practice I am not sure about how well this is achieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49093052)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: avocado thriller becky jap

protestants launching communion wafers into the crowd like a t shirt cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49093740)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: comical buck-toothed fanboi boiling water

It seems pretty easy to forgive yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092682)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible dog poop

They're called "accountability groups," hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49092572)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: lemon gunner foreskin

the whole thing is fucking based as fuck. you could slaughter 8 billion people and end up in heaven as long as you're sorry? lol ok, this god is a fucking maniac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49094110)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Costumed community account

you must have genuine contrition in your heart, you can't just go through the motions of confession and claim a clean slate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49094222)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: lemon gunner foreskin

ha yeah that faggot gets into heaven while the atheist who saves 8 billion goes to hell? cool cult man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49094883)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Clear Electric Sandwich

none of the catholics i know do it either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49094206)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Costumed community account

extremely fair counter point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748987&forum_id=2...id.#49094218)