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Why do office workers eat so much? Seen them chow down on $24 Panera Lunch

What makes office workers eat like lumberjacks? Being sedent...
mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena
  03/21/26
they were always fatties who didnt play sports and chose som...
sticky clown ape
  03/21/26
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Exhilarant scourge upon the earth
  03/21/26
They eat like that because office life creates a constant lo...
mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena
  03/21/26
OK fatty
sticky clown ape
  03/21/26
?
mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena
  03/21/26
you have to maintain a kind of baseline all the time, you ca...
razzle amber address macaca
  03/21/26
Yes they're all "under slept" too. Cortisol high a...
mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena
  03/21/26
to be a top tier office wagecuck you have to have basically ...
razzle amber address macaca
  03/21/26
"I have been in Outlook for 4 hours and I deserve a war...
mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena
  03/21/26
There is too much sodium in everything and they don’t ...
sick house knife
  03/21/26
it eases the existential pain of a rubber room existence
Painfully honest national
  03/21/26
Skilled labor such as hunting commas burns a lot of calories
Emerald parlour sound barrier
  03/21/26
for starters, they're women
flirting mexican stead
  03/21/26
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odious shrine
  03/21/26
Looking around at typical Americans, I don't think overeatin...
Soul-stirring private investor
  03/21/26


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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena

What makes office workers eat like lumberjacks? Being sedentary makes them hungry af somehow. I heard a theory recently from a PhD that they're malnourished in some certain way and the body just craves calories in general trying to make up for it.

Like people who ate a lot of lean meat got this condition https://hekint.org/2022/01/26/rabbit-starvation-protein-poisoning/

Maybe all the soy, corn, seed oils etc are causing a similar thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759347)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: sticky clown ape

they were always fatties who didnt play sports and chose something they could do to stay inside and not move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759353)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena

They eat like that because office life creates a constant low-grade state of psychic depletion, and hyperpalatable lunch food is the easiest legal drug for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759374)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: sticky clown ape

OK fatty

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena

?

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: razzle amber address macaca

you have to maintain a kind of baseline all the time, you can't just veg out if you lack energy and do shit in bursts at your own pace.

you're under threat constantly

high as fuck cortisol from open concept.

the ubiquitous coffee makes people shit themselves empty and want to refill with something

you can't just chill like don draper and sleep on your couch, you have to be "on" even when you aren't doing shit

jmo ymmv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759376)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena

Yes they're all "under slept" too. Cortisol high af and just fat and balding and they make like 110k at a Mortgage company or whatever, Burger King fry cook stoner who makes 32k per year has a higher QOL and better sex life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759388)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: razzle amber address macaca

to be a top tier office wagecuck you have to have basically no vices, perfect workout routine, if your an Engineer you have to learn Engineering in your downtime too. see all those CEO morning routines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759536)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: mischievous galvanic lay striped hyena

"I have been in Outlook for 4 hours and I deserve a warm bread bowl the size of a toddler."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759377)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: sick house knife

There is too much sodium in everything and they don’t eat enough protein because that shit costs money. So it’s cheap carbs to hunger to cheap carbs over and over until they are fat as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759379)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Painfully honest national

it eases the existential pain of a rubber room existence

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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Emerald parlour sound barrier

Skilled labor such as hunting commas burns a lot of calories

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759433)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: flirting mexican stead

for starters, they're women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759451)



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: odious shrine



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Date: March 21st, 2026 2:26 PM
Author: Soul-stirring private investor

Looking around at typical Americans, I don't think overeating is a problem limited to office workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5848245&forum_id=2...id.#49759545)