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Why are lawyers so good with words and grammar?

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Hairraiser new version indian lodge
  06/24/14
I tried this once. I was attempting to use a redacted phr...
Soul-stirring internal respiration hunting ground
  06/30/25
Surgeons use a scalpel Juris doctors use words.
hairless red hell scourge upon the earth
  06/24/14
o what a scholar!
Hairraiser new version indian lodge
  06/24/14
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Soul-stirring internal respiration hunting ground
  06/28/25
kind of like sorcerers casting spells
Deep Nudist Therapy Stage
  06/24/14
cr. Doctors write life saving prescriptions. Juris doc...
hairless red hell scourge upon the earth
  06/24/14
"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like ...
Deep Nudist Therapy Stage
  06/24/14
lol link?
Odious shitlib
  06/24/14
they're not
diverse bronze site chad
  06/24/14
cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high...
poppy low-t sanctuary
  06/24/14
There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably ...
Bat-shit-crazy philosopher-king windowlicker
  06/24/14
(Julia)
crimson old irish cottage
  06/24/14
oh my look at the words
erotic boyish pit
  06/24/14
because anything you read written by a lawyer went through h...
henna domesticated theater stage
  06/24/14
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Soul-stirring internal respiration hunting ground
  06/28/25
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angry wrinkle elastic band
  06/28/25


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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser new version indian lodge



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration hunting ground

I tried this once.

I was attempting to use a redacted phrase from a 2011 partner departure agreement to manifest an extra week of FMLA. I chanted it over a bowl of artisanal hummus under the flickering light of the dairy aisle.

BAM! The lights hummed.

BAM! The air filled with the scent of burnt Cheetos and procedural toner.

BAM! Tabitha appeared behind the olive bar, holding my rejected time-off request. She wasn't angry. She just stared with those dead, bureaucratic eyes and said Clause 9.2 does not permit unsanctioned rituals on company time. She said my soul was now subject to a quarterly performance review. She said the humming is normal. She said this is

this is fine thisisfine this isf

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: hairless red hell scourge upon the earth

Surgeons use a scalpel

Juris doctors use words.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser new version indian lodge

o what a scholar!

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration hunting ground



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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Deep Nudist Therapy Stage

kind of like sorcerers casting spells

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: hairless red hell scourge upon the earth

cr.

Doctors write life saving prescriptions.

Juris doctors write life saving briefs.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Deep Nudist Therapy Stage

"I get it now! Juris PHYSICIANS keep us safe just like doctors and the military"

"Exactly. Now you're staring to really THINK like a lawyer"

(worst episode of magic school bus ever)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:48 PM
Author: Odious shitlib

lol link?

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: diverse bronze site chad

they're not

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: poppy low-t sanctuary

cr. They're actually some of the worst. My mom with her high school diploma can write better english than 90% of lawyers.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:54 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy philosopher-king windowlicker

There's a lot of bad writing out there, but you're probably tripping if you think regular folks generally write better.

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:38 PM
Author: crimson old irish cottage

(Julia)

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:39 PM
Author: erotic boyish pit

oh my look at the words

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Date: June 24th, 2014 5:49 PM
Author: henna domesticated theater stage

because anything you read written by a lawyer went through hundreds of emails of "please revise, thanks."

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring internal respiration hunting ground



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: angry wrinkle elastic band



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