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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Opaque bearded potus
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Cowardly piazza
  06/03/25
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impressive house goal in life
  06/04/25
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carnelian dopamine
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
pearl yarmulke friendly grandma
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Opaque bearded potus
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
high-end galvanic institution
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Sinister keepsake machete
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Opaque bearded potus
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Sadistic partner whorehouse
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Clear Thirsty Orchestra Pit Prole
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Opaque bearded potus
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Hot Toaster Rehab
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Deranged gaping
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Primrose Den Stain
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Grizzly offensive market
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Provocative half-breed
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Insecure Translucent Location
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Opaque bearded potus
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
unhinged therapy
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Grizzly offensive market
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Bright halford nursing home
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
vibrant ruddy associate
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
dun filthpig legal warrant
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Sadistic partner whorehouse
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
laughsome bawdyhouse
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
dun filthpig legal warrant
  06/04/25
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impressive house goal in life
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Hot Toaster Rehab
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Alcoholic Parlour
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Bright halford nursing home
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Opaque bearded potus
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
bistre thriller mood candlestick maker
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Irradiated nubile weed whacker
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Opaque bearded potus

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Cowardly piazza

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: impressive house goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: carnelian dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: pearl yarmulke friendly grandma

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Opaque bearded potus

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: high-end galvanic institution

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Sinister keepsake machete

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Opaque bearded potus

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Sadistic partner whorehouse

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Clear Thirsty Orchestra Pit Prole

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Opaque bearded potus

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Hot Toaster Rehab

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Deranged gaping

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Primrose Den Stain

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Grizzly offensive market

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Provocative half-breed

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Insecure Translucent Location

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Opaque bearded potus

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: unhinged therapy

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Grizzly offensive market

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Bright halford nursing home

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: vibrant ruddy associate

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: dun filthpig legal warrant

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Sadistic partner whorehouse

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: laughsome bawdyhouse

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: dun filthpig legal warrant

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: impressive house goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Hot Toaster Rehab

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Alcoholic Parlour

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Bright halford nursing home

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Opaque bearded potus

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: bistre thriller mood candlestick maker

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Irradiated nubile weed whacker

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2...id.#48986845)